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17 Trees That Love Eating Almost As Much As You Do

Bon appé-tree.

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1. "MmmMmm smacks of metal."

2. *Soft suckling noises* "Ooo, so rocky."

3. "Yes, a faint twang of aluminum mmMmmMmm."

4. *Lips smacking* "So cool and oh so stoney."

5. "Just a hint of rust with a nice paint finish."

6. "Delightfully bikey!"

7. "What an interesting texture! So smooth. Goes right down."

8. *Slurp* "Divine."

9. "What I like most, I think, is the cold metal aftertaste."

10. *Gratuitous mouth noises*

11. "My bark-lips have never beheld such succulence."

12. "MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm..."

13. *Mouth full* "I lub dis flabor!!!"

14. "Juicy."

15. "Chewy, yet supple."

16. "Mmm, my big tree belly can't handle another bite."

17. *Groaning* "I am STUFFED."

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