Buzz·Posted on Sep 19, 201522 Objects People Have Actually Lost In Their AssSo deep up their butt they couldn't take it out. Just like these images and your MIND.by by Erin ChackBuzzFeed Staff, by Ahmed Ali AkbarBuzzFeed News ReporterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A body spray canister: imgur.com Ahmed: Do you think he was trying to make his farts less stinky.Erin: I wish, Ahmed. I wish. 2. A house key: imgur.com Erin: The key to his heart is really in his butt. Ahmed: Listen. As someone who regularly forgets their key at home, this speaks to me. 3. A beer bottle: imgur.com Ahmed: I just want to know if this was a closed or open bottle and also why.Erin: I am ashamed to admit I know what brand beer this is based on the shape of the bottle and now I can never buy it again. 4. A flashlight: imgur.com Ahmed: Ha ha ha was this guy trying to be a firefly for Halloween or something ha ha haErin: It's like a reverse Fleshlight. 5. A peanut butter jar: imgur.com Erin: Ha, peanut BUTTer.Ahmed: WHY WOULD YOU WASTE PB LIKE THAT 6. A teeny-tiny toy car: imgur.com Erin: He took "park it in the rear" too literally.Ahmed: Vroom vroom. 7. A billiard ball: imgur.com Ahmed: Looks like the cue ball.Erin: Well, now it's the butt ball. 8. A dumb phone: imgur.com Ahmed: Again. Why.Erin: The butt dial to end all butt dials. 9. A pint glass. imgur.com Ahmed: That's one way to do your dishes, I guess.Erin: How many of those did he drink before he was like, "I've got an idea." 10. A gun imgur.com Erin: In some states it's legal to carry a concealed weapon. They never specify how you have to conceal it.Ahmed: This looks fake, but OK. 11. Spray paint imgur.com Ahmed: So '90s.Erin: Whatever color that spray paint was, it's brown now. 12. A live shell. imgur.com Erin: I also like to live dangerously. Ahmed: Nothing about this makes sense to me. 13. Another bottle, but with a fake hip: imgur.com Ahmed: I WISH THE PHOTO WAS FAKE TOO.Erin: That's not how you drink that. 14. A bottle with a retrieval wire. imgur.com Ahmed: Ah, the best-laid plans of ass and men.Erin: Never leave a fallen soldier behind, I guess. 15. A lightbulb. imgur.com Ahmed: I can't even look at this. Erin: "Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea." —Dr. Perry Cox, Scrubs 16. A tiny, but not too tiny knife. imgur.com Ahmed: ...I truly feel nauseous.Erin: I bet that...cuts like a knife. 17. A Coffee Mate creamer lid imgur.com Ahmed: Just the lid, though. Can't taint the creamer.Erin: Lol, "taint." 18. A dildo. imgur.com Erin: Fair enough.Ahmed: Aight. 19. A. Dildo. imgur.com Erin: Honestly, these these are the least concerning.Ahmed: So much variety! 20. A dildo and tongs. View this image on Imgur Via imgur.com Erin: Toss that salad, I guess.Ahmed: This is fire. Give this dude an award. 21. A whole shampoo bottle. imgur.com Erin: "Whoops, I slipped a fell in the shower and landed on the shampoo bottle and now it's in my butt."Ahmed "How else am I gonna cure my chronic butt dandruff?" 22. Aaaaaand a Buzz Lightyear action figure. gizmodo.com Ahmed: To infinity....Erin: And butt-ond.