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The Way Asparagus Grows Is Off-Putting And I Want You To See It

I am speechless.

OK, so you know what asparagus looks like, right?

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Like little green paintbrushes that you can munch on.

Now close your eyes and ask yourself, "Do you know how asparagus grows?"

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Did you think it grew on vines?

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Did you think it grew on trees?

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Or maybe you thought it grew in lil' bunches? (Same.)

Erin Chack, the greatest painter to ever live

Well I've got news for ya, bubs. ASPARGUS GROWS LIKE THIS:

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Like the arm of zombie punching through dirt!!!

Yeah, the spears just pop up like single ladies at a Beyoncé concert.

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And if you let it keep growing, the spear will flower! IS THERE ANYTHING ASPARAGUS CAN'T DO?

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OK BYE!!!

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    Yes! I learned something today.
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    No, everyone knows how asparagus grows, you city bitch.
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