OK, so you know what asparagus looks like, right?
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Like little green paintbrushes that you can munch on.
Now close your eyes and ask yourself, "Do you know how asparagus grows?"
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Did you think it grew on vines?
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Did you think it grew on trees?
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Or maybe you thought it grew in lil' bunches? (Same.)
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Well I've got news for ya, bubs. ASPARGUS GROWS LIKE THIS:
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Like the arm of zombie punching through dirt!!!
Yeah, the spears just pop up like single ladies at a Beyoncé concert.
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And if you let it keep growing, the spear will flower! IS THERE ANYTHING ASPARAGUS CAN'T DO?
OK BYE!!!
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Should I get paid to write this shit?
Yes! I learned something today.No, everyone knows how asparagus grows, you city bitch.
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Should I get paid to write this shit?
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vote votesYes! I learned something today.
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vote votesNo, everyone knows how asparagus grows, you city bitch.
