Buzz·Posted on Jun 13, 201421 Groan-Worthy Jokes To Tell Your Dad On Father's DayThese are so stupid they're actually funny. Happy Father's Day to all the jokesters out there!by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why did the tomato blush? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. What washes up on tiny beaches? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Where did George Washington keep his armies? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. Why did the stoplight turn red? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What did one snowman say to the other? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. What's brown and sticky? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. How does the barber get to work early? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What do you call a fake noodle? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What's red and bad for your teeth? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. What is E.T. short for? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. What do you call fish with no eyes? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. A termite walks into a bar. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. Two satellites got married. Tap to reveal Click to reveal Brought to you by this, this, and this Reddit thread.
