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    21 Groan-Worthy Jokes To Tell Your Dad On Father's Day

    These are so stupid they're actually funny. Happy Father's Day to all the jokesters out there!

    1. Why did the tomato blush?

    2. Did you know milk is the fastest liquid ever?

    3. What washes up on tiny beaches?

    4. Where did George Washington keep his armies?

    5. A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor.

    6. Why did the stoplight turn red?

    7. What did one snowman say to the other?

    8. What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

    9. What's brown and sticky?

    10. What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

    11. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

    12. How does the barber get to work early?

    13. What do you call a fake noodle?

    What do you call fake spaghetti

    14. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

    15. What's red and bad for your teeth?

    16. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    17. What is E.T. short for?

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    18. What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

    19. What do you call fish with no eyes?

    20. A termite walks into a bar.

    21. Two satellites got married.

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