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23 Emojis Apple Users Will Never Experience

Apple and Samsung users are not speaking the same language.

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1. "Tired face"

Apple: "Aw, come on."

Samsung: "I grow weary. The feel the light drain within me. Go on, I am ash."

2. "Smiling face with halo"

Apple: "Hehe, I'm so innocent."

Samsung: "Hello father I was a good boy today can I please have some chocolatey pudding?"

3. "Grimacing face"

Apple: "Yikes!"

Samsung: "SHARK BAIT OOH HA HA!"

4. "Confounded face"

Apple: "That sounds terrible!"

Samsung: "Sweet death, please release me."

5. "Face with rolling eyes"

Apple: "Ugh."

Samsung: "What? I wasn't listening. A butterfly floated by while you were talking."

6. "Face with stuck-out tongue"

Apple: "Haha, crazy, right?"

Samsung: [the sounds of techno beats and an acid-fueled dream sequence]

7. "Face screaming in fear"

Apple: "Omg so scary!"

Samsung: "Death becomes me."

8. "Winking face"

Apple: "Riiiight?"

Samsung: "ARE YOU *WINKS* CATCHING *WINKS* MY DRIFT? *WINKS* EH?"

9. "Face with stuck-out tongue and closed eyes."

Apple: "Haha, yuck!"

Samsung: "I ate a bad oyster and I can already feel it sliding back up my throat. One sec—" *dry heaving noises*

10. "Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes"

Apple: "SO cute!"

Samsung: "Please be my bride."

11. "Drooling face"

Apple: "Mmmm"

Samsung: "I...didn't expect them to be so...firm..."

12. "Disappointed but relieved face."

Apple: "Oh shit, close one!"

Samsung: "Please pass my inhaler. It's in the medicine cabinet next to the extra-sensitive condoms."

13. "Disappointed face"

Apple: "Oh no! How sad!"

Samsung: "I don't know, dude. Sounds like he deserved it."

14. "Astonished face"

Apple: "Ohhh, no way!"

Samsung: "THIS INFORMATION HAS INSULTED THREE GENERATIONS OF MY FAMILY AND YOU BETTER BACK AWAY SLOWLY BEFORE THE VEIN IN MY FOREHEAD ERUPTS LIKE KRAKATOA."

15. "Crying face"

Apple: "Aw."

Samsung: "I'M SORRY I'M JUST, LIKE, HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW."

16. "Loudly crying face"

Apple: "I'm crying!"

Samsung: "THE AGONY OF EXISTENCE IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR."

17. "Anguished face"

Apple: "Sounds awful!"

Samsung: "Pass that Dutch."

18. "Fearful face"

Apple: "Close one!"

Samsung: "I literally pooped a little."

19. "Weary face"

Apple: "Aw, man."

Samsung: "You are so boring. Do you know how boring you are? You are the most boring."

20. "Flushed face"

Apple: "I'm embarrassed."

Samsung: "Sorry, I looked into the sun for a second and now all I can see is purple circles."

21. "Angry face"

Apple: "Well that sucks!"

Samsung: "I say we kill 'em."

22. "Imp"

Apple: "Very uncool."

Samsung: "What time is the rave, Trent?"

23. "Ghost"

Apple: "Haha, boo!"

Samsung: "I have seen the darkness and I no longer fear the other side."

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