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    Graffiti You'll Only Find In Canada

    Stop being so nice, Canada, it's pissing us off.

    1. Canadian graffiti isn't afraid to boss you around.

    2. It's presumptuous.

    3. It'll talk smack about yo mama.

    4. It encourages deviant behavior.

    5. It dabbles in inappropriate language.

    6. It makes selfish proclamations.

    7. And open threats.

    8. It's bombastic.

    9. It's graphic.

    10. It generalizes about groups of people.

    11. It pushes its lifestyle onto you.

    12. It often has lofty expectations.

    13. Or unresearched claims.

    14. It rejects authority.

    15. It's not afraid to make personal attacks.

    16. It's very in-your-face Canadian.

    17. Like, suuuper Canadian.

    18. We would say it's unapologetically Canadian...

    19. But it's actually apologetic in nature.

    20. So we'll just say it's reeeally Canadian.

    21. Yeah, yeah. Relax, Canada.