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    33 Funny Pet Names That'll Make You Say "I Wish I Thought Of That"

    Brb, adopting 33 pets.

    Recently we asked the BuzzFeed Community "What are the best pet names?" Here are the funniest and cutest responses!

    1. Mary Puppins

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    "But we just call her Puppins." —mandarose1588

    2. Jean-Clawed Van Damme

    3. Dave

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    "David for long." —megant40438d88c

    4. Penguin

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    "My three year old daughter named our cat. She’s not even black and white." —mollygirl00

    5. Kitty-Purry

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    "And yes, she was named after Katy Perry." —sara-nicolew

    6. Starfish

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    "Name courtesy of my son." —megss35

    7. Frank (and Beans!)

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    "My grandma had a dog named Frank and a bird named Beans. Get it? Frank and Beans." —mightyalexis

    8. Dave Growl

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    "He's only two weeks old here." —tcarollo2112

    9. Tuna

    10. Shakespeare

    11. KittyKat

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    "My 120 pound male Akita is called KittyKat." —sonnovabbobk

    12. Mr. Meowgi

    13. Kevin

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    "This is Kevin." —tgjohnson96

    14. Neil Patrick Hamster.

    15. Sandwich

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    "My turtle’s name is Sandwich!" —lanni

    16. Soup

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    "One of my Jack Russell Terriers is named Soup." —countessalicia

    17. George Weasley

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    "My sister has a one-eared cat named after George Weasley." —jessiep4a178bc93

    18. Little Booty Ham Sandwich

    19. Bug

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    "This is my mom’s dog. His name is Bug. I feel like that’s pretty self explanatory." —amandaf40ed61fa1

    20. Shawty

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    "We got him back when 'shawty' was uttered in every rap song." —leafriday

    21. Jack Meower

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    "Meet special agent Jack Meower." —lkelly1623

    22. Harry Pawtter

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    "There's at cat at my local animal shelter named that." —hammesemma16

    23. Audrey Pupburn

    24. Bacon Berger

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    "We have a pet pig named Bacon Berger Rose." —vanessam4d77c73c0

    25. Pie

    26. Whoofi Goldberg

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    We'd like to get him a brother named Bob Barker. —amychristie0528

    27. Ham

    28. Cake

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    "I have a yellow lab named Cake, because everybody loves cake." —yvawwnn

    29. Corndog

    30. Dog

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    "He knows the commands 'sit' and 'come.' Working on 'fetch.'" —vivianc43024f3a5

    31. Binyah Binyah Pollydog

    32. Severus Snake

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    "He's a corn snake." —christinaem

    33. Deogie

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    "Pronounced Dee-oh-gee. D-O-G. Perhaps one day I will have a cat named Siéti." —odinsanta

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