Animals·Posted on Mar 31, 201833 Funny Pet Names That'll Make You Say "I Wish I Thought Of That"Brb, adopting 33 pets.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Recently we asked the BuzzFeed Community "What are the best pet names?" Here are the funniest and cutest responses! 1. Mary Puppins buzzfeed.com "But we just call her Puppins." —mandarose1588 2. Jean-Clawed Van Damme buzzfeed.com —dawnsp99 3. Dave buzzfeed.com "David for long." —megant40438d88c 4. Penguin buzzfeed.com "My three year old daughter named our cat. She’s not even black and white." —mollygirl00 5. Kitty-Purry buzzfeed.com "And yes, she was named after Katy Perry." —sara-nicolew 6. Starfish buzzfeed.com "Name courtesy of my son." —megss35 7. Frank (and Beans!) buzzfeed.com "My grandma had a dog named Frank and a bird named Beans. Get it? Frank and Beans." —mightyalexis 8. Dave Growl buzzfeed.com "He's only two weeks old here." —tcarollo2112 9. Tuna buzzfeed.com —kellyclydesdalel 10. Shakespeare buzzfeed.com —ray0flite 11. KittyKat buzzfeed.com "My 120 pound male Akita is called KittyKat." —sonnovabbobk 12. Mr. Meowgi buzzfeed.com —lesliel4548bd106 13. Kevin buzzfeed.com "This is Kevin." —tgjohnson96 14. Neil Patrick Hamster. buzzfeed.com —stephanieh4876a3c76 15. Sandwich buzzfeed.com "My turtle’s name is Sandwich!" —lanni 16. Soup buzzfeed.com "One of my Jack Russell Terriers is named Soup." —countessalicia 17. George Weasley buzzfeed.com "My sister has a one-eared cat named after George Weasley." —jessiep4a178bc93 18. Little Booty Ham Sandwich buzzfeed.com —hannahc42bcd9967 19. Bug buzzfeed.com "This is my mom’s dog. His name is Bug. I feel like that’s pretty self explanatory." —amandaf40ed61fa1 20. Shawty buzzfeed.com "We got him back when 'shawty' was uttered in every rap song." —leafriday 21. Jack Meower buzzfeed.com "Meet special agent Jack Meower." —lkelly1623 22. Harry Pawtter buzzfeed.com "There's at cat at my local animal shelter named that." —hammesemma16 23. Audrey Pupburn buzzfeed.com —bethanyp4c7450957 24. Bacon Berger buzzfeed.com "We have a pet pig named Bacon Berger Rose." —vanessam4d77c73c0 25. Pie buzzfeed.com —zpiseht 26. Whoofi Goldberg buzzfeed.com We'd like to get him a brother named Bob Barker. —amychristie0528 27. Ham buzzfeed.com —trittybeartms 28. Cake buzzfeed.com "I have a yellow lab named Cake, because everybody loves cake." —yvawwnn 29. Corndog buzzfeed.com ":)" —kprizer27 30. Dog buzzfeed.com "He knows the commands 'sit' and 'come.' Working on 'fetch.'" —vivianc43024f3a5 31. Binyah Binyah Pollydog buzzfeed.com —reeseyycup 32. Severus Snake buzzfeed.com "He's a corn snake." —christinaem 33. Deogie buzzfeed.com "Pronounced Dee-oh-gee. D-O-G. Perhaps one day I will have a cat named Siéti." —odinsanta Want to be featured in similar BuzzFeed posts? Follow the BuzzFeed Community on Facebook and Twitter!