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33 Funny Pet Names That'll Make You Say "I Wish I Thought Of That"

Brb, adopting 33 pets.

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Recently we asked the BuzzFeed Community "What are the best pet names?" Here are the funniest and cutest responses!

1. Mary Puppins

"But we just call her Puppins." —mandarose1588
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"But we just call her Puppins." —mandarose1588

2. Jean-Clawed Van Damme

—dawnsp99

3. Dave

"David for long." —megant40438d88c
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"David for long." —megant40438d88c

4. Penguin

"My three year old daughter named our cat. She’s not even black and white." —mollygirl00
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"My three year old daughter named our cat. She’s not even black and white." —mollygirl00

5. Kitty-Purry

"And yes, she was named after Katy Perry." —sara-nicolew
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"And yes, she was named after Katy Perry." —sara-nicolew

6. Starfish

"Name courtesy of my son." —megss35
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"Name courtesy of my son." —megss35

7. Frank (and Beans!)

"My grandma had a dog named Frank and a bird named Beans. Get it? Frank and Beans." —mightyalexis
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"My grandma had a dog named Frank and a bird named Beans. Get it? Frank and Beans." —mightyalexis

8. Dave Growl

"He's only two weeks old here." —tcarollo2112
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"He's only two weeks old here." —tcarollo2112

9. Tuna

—kellyclydesdalel

10. Shakespeare

—ray0flite

11. KittyKat

"My 120 pound male Akita is called KittyKat." —sonnovabbobk
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"My 120 pound male Akita is called KittyKat." —sonnovabbobk

12. Mr. Meowgi

—lesliel4548bd106

13. Kevin

"This is Kevin." —tgjohnson96
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"This is Kevin." —tgjohnson96

14. Neil Patrick Hamster.

—stephanieh4876a3c76

15. Sandwich

"My turtle’s name is Sandwich!" —lanni
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"My turtle’s name is Sandwich!" —lanni

16. Soup

"One of my Jack Russell Terriers is named Soup." —countessalicia
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"One of my Jack Russell Terriers is named Soup." —countessalicia

17. George Weasley

"My sister has a one-eared cat named after George Weasley." —jessiep4a178bc93
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"My sister has a one-eared cat named after George Weasley." —jessiep4a178bc93

18. Little Booty Ham Sandwich

—hannahc42bcd9967

19. Bug

"This is my mom’s dog. His name is Bug. I feel like that’s pretty self explanatory." —amandaf40ed61fa1
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"This is my mom’s dog. His name is Bug. I feel like that’s pretty self explanatory." —amandaf40ed61fa1

20. Shawty

"We got him back when 'shawty' was uttered in every rap song." —leafriday
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"We got him back when 'shawty' was uttered in every rap song." —leafriday

21. Jack Meower

"Meet special agent Jack Meower." —lkelly1623
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"Meet special agent Jack Meower." —lkelly1623

22. Harry Pawtter

"There's at cat at my local animal shelter named that." —hammesemma16
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"There's at cat at my local animal shelter named that." —hammesemma16

23. Audrey Pupburn

—bethanyp4c7450957

24. Bacon Berger

"We have a pet pig named Bacon Berger Rose." —vanessam4d77c73c0
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"We have a pet pig named Bacon Berger Rose." —vanessam4d77c73c0

25. Pie

—zpiseht

26. Whoofi Goldberg

We'd like to get him a brother named Bob Barker. —amychristie0528
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We'd like to get him a brother named Bob Barker. —amychristie0528

27. Ham

—trittybeartms

28. Cake

"I have a yellow lab named Cake, because everybody loves cake." —yvawwnn
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"I have a yellow lab named Cake, because everybody loves cake." —yvawwnn

29. Corndog

":)" —kprizer27

30. Dog

"He knows the commands 'sit' and 'come.' Working on 'fetch.'" —vivianc43024f3a5
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"He knows the commands 'sit' and 'come.' Working on 'fetch.'" —vivianc43024f3a5

31. Binyah Binyah Pollydog

—reeseyycup

32. Severus Snake

"He's a corn snake." —christinaem
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"He's a corn snake." —christinaem

33. Deogie

"Pronounced Dee-oh-gee. D-O-G. Perhaps one day I will have a cat named Siéti." —odinsanta
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"Pronounced Dee-oh-gee. D-O-G. Perhaps one day I will have a cat named Siéti." —odinsanta

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