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Posted on Apr 19, 2018

The 25 Most Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week

"You're right I should skip class."

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Camel on the right: So... Camel on the left: No

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Seeing is so expensive if you're not born with 20/20 vision. $70/a month for contacts or $200 to $400 for eyeglasses. Meanwhile shorty over there is wearing non-prescription glasses for "fashion". Must be nice. Seeing for free and appropriating poor vision culture. 🤧

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Whenever I save the numbers of my female friends’ male partners in my phone, I use the Handmaid’s Tale model for their last names, so Anthony OfBianca.

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Other people steal their ex's hoodies; my friend stole her ex's printer..... what a smart move in this economy

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Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies. Priest: how long has it been since your last confession Me: it's been...

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I feel like this might be a bit much, even for East London

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My daughter started crying at the dentist office bc the dentist “is a boy” and the dentist said “sorry, there are no girl dentists at this office” & my daughter looked at me & said “why did we come here.”

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my mum: why is your bed soaking wet me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee

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RAINS INSIDE OF SUBWAY CAR; UNFAZED NEW YORKER CONTINUES TO EAT BREAKFAST SANDWICH

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my sister finally drank after 9 months of being pregnant and this is what happens😭😂😭 I am crying

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Next time someone tells you they want to have a more diverse writers room but they can’t find any women and POC, tell them Beyonce found TEN black women who play violin.

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If you listen closely you can hear me wheezing

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YES this is my real eye color🙄 they change 😌💖

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So I'm ready to be a mother so I go to petco and get Marvin and the next day I'm a grandma...

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someone: hi me: ur right i should skip class

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I literally can’t deal with my aunties anymore. This is entrapment.

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can’t stop laughing at this perfect facebook comment

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someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and i know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car i’m alskdjfhsgh 😂😂😭😭 https://t.co/czZqzzc3x3

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Him : Send me a video of you twerking Me :

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“not all men are trash” you’re right. the Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time Tea Bear would never treat me like this

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I'm never asking anyone out on a date again

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