Buzz·Posted on Jun 5, 201731 Dumb Tweets You Can't Help But Laugh AtThe dumber the funnier, imho.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. thom @Barknado69 Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what 02:08 PM - 15 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lil🌸ian @mamacitaa47 I was high and this looked like the fish from spongebob 03:10 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brosephine Wires @JoParkerBear When Canadians fight on Twitter. 06:24 AM - 28 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Muscle Friend@AX @destroyfrog THE PIKACHU REACHED OUT TO PET MY HEAD?????? IM NO SURE WHY BUT I ACCEPTED IT 10:05 AM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra My son wrote "thicc" on my patio 56 times. 05:27 PM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. radey @NathanRadey fidget spinners are whack, when I was in 8th grade we'd shove a spoonful of cinnamon down our throats and try to survive for fun 05:05 PM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. HOLDEN @holden_a_fork Is this what private schools are like? 07:51 PM - 17 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. maddie @maddie_rutht me: *heelies into my therapists office sipping a pina colada* maurice you're not gonna fucking believe this 01:11 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Anson @ansontm Graduated with a 9.0 Gpa, 80,000,000$ dollars in scholarships, 2 Grammys, Olympic gold medalist, and went 2xPlatinu… https://t.co/pbkvUm4cc2 09:52 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Krista Doyle @Krista_Doyle Wanna feel old? This is Hanson now. 03:40 PM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist 08:07 AM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Stephne Tate @quailtea I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME IM SCREAMING 10:47 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov COWORKER: hey how are u ME (in his face): stop asking me questions i dont know answers to, greg 04:47 AM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. harrison @HarrisonCalaby why have I made this. 06:50 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Spicy Water @leakiestfaucet If white people have no culture why does Spicy Water exist 😤😤😤 05:45 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Wendy Molyneux @WendyMolyneux If you can have soup in a bread bowl there's absolutely no reason why you can't have a hot tub in a bigger bread bowl. 12:46 AM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. isabel @spoookybabe just cracking open a cold one with the boys 01:28 AM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. weonawdo @urmomscrush yeah i smoke weed W - mom E - pick E- me up D - this party is scary 06:05 AM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. MELANIA TRUMP @MELANIATRUMP What is she thinking? 07:07 PM - 10 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Amanda Mancino @Manda_like_wine Yes, finally a swimsuit that allows me to sneak a ham poolside. 09:33 PM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kamrul @_ki04 Me: hey Person with clear skin: honestly😭 its just water 12:43 PM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 93™Jayy$avage @realestniggantx Smokin a blunt I see some disrespectful ass flies havin sex on my foot 04:16 PM - 24 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Dan Abromowitz @AnnDabromowitz I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Hello Dying my name's Dad 02:35 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Taz💕 @serene_oddity Me: I've gotta eat better *tries brown rice* 11:21 PM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. The Awkward Tweet @TheAwkwardTweet It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long 03:28 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Jules @Julian_Epp I texted the phone number one above mine and 05:57 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Mike F @mikefossey Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it. 01:16 AM - 30 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Smallie Biggs @notwillystroker "you're all probably wondering why I've brought you here today" 05:00 AM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. "handsome account" @Karate_Horse unfollow me now if you play the flute, I don't need that kind of drama in my life. clarinet players can stay but you're on fucking thin ice 03:23 PM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. rae paoletta @PAYOLETTER me too bitch you're not special 05:05 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Mark @NoticablyBacon I got called pretty today, actually the full statement was "youre pretty dumb" but im only focusing on positive things today 11:32 AM - 24 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite