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Do Not Click This Post If You Already Know There Are Anchovies In Caesar Salad

Everyone else, welcome.

Hello, welcome. You're here because you didn't know Caesar salads contain anchovies.

If you already knew Caesar salads contain anchovies, this post is not for you.

Are they gone? Great. Let's dive in.

OK, let's talk about this guy: The Caesar salad. You know him, you love him.

The salad has a pretty simple construction — you got your romaine lettuce, your croutons, your parmesan cheese, and, of course, your Caesar dressing.

So where are they hiding these sneaky little fish?!

Oh, I'LL tell you where they are.

*Horror film voice* They're coming from inside the dressing.

Yeah, that creamy white sauce has got a bunch of fish blended up in it.

Yeah, like, bones and eyes too.

SEE?

Enjoy that salad!!!!!!!