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If only it were that easy.
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Satan is such a hater.
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It sure feels like heaven.
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Omg, save me a stegosaurus!
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That's not what they taught us in kindergarten!
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Really trying to nail that youth demographic, aren't ya?
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Roll back that stone.
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Or, you know, the cops.
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Ooo, I c what u did there.
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Not sure who this argument is in favor of.
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You'd convert a lot of people if ya did, big guy.
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Just don't hit the repray-all button.
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Wow, even the thing that happened in the hotel bathroom?
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Well we can all agree on one thing: Both books were too long.
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*Takes a vow of silence.*
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Something we should all aspire to.