22 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

    "Is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me?"

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    who is ariana's therapist and are they accepting new clients

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    Someone posted this to our neighborhood message board and I will never recover.

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    when I met Taylor Swift she complimented me on my necklace and I bragged to her about how I got it on sale for 2 for 20 the day before and she told me she would check that out while she was wearing a $2k jacket https://t.co/Uc0TjjwkPM

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    When I RT a good tweet by one of my friends with a low follower count

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    Like any millennial, she will never check that voicemail https://t.co/1zoEmitDFb

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    Walking into a predominantly white work place with a new hairstyle.

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    quick someone do a true crime podcast on voter suppression so white people care

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    please enjoy this video i found on reddit of a dog trying to steal another smaller dog

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    GIRL DO U WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS WANT THIS ASS https://t.co/gfOWVjp66C

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    I see you winding n grinding up on the polls https://t.co/CrReoD42IM

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    millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED millennials: is it rude if i ask my employer to pay me

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    Florida living 5 feet above sea level and voting for the party that doesn't believe in climate change...

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    How is it almost 2019 and I STILL can't hear the TV while I eat chips?

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    one taught me love one taught me patience and one taught me pain

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    priest: it be like that sometimes congregation: and sometimes like that it be

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    He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

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    My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao

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    I found a tiny denim jacket at goodwill

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    turns out ‘nasty gal’ is a shop. I HAVE NEVER HATED MYSELF MORE THAN NOW