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12 Nazis From "Wolfenstein" Who Are Having A Bad Day

These guys are down. They're down and they're staying down.

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1. That is not what you might call a surface wound.

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Literally ded.

2. Quick! Call a doct...er, nevermind.

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Better make it a coroner. Or, just, nobody.

3. Cancel this guy's weekend plans. He's down.

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Swirly + stab = done.

4. "Me on Mondays." ROFLMAO!

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All joking aside, though, this person's been murdered.

5. He's just a 140 lbs. of hamburger now. He might not rally.

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Unless he has a Hamburger Helper.

6. She wasn't in great shape before the robot threw her off a cliff. Done.

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Take a knee, Nazi. Ya done.

7. I'm sure he'll be fine. Or, okay, not fine, but...oh, no, he's dead.

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Yeah, no, he's def dead.

8. Stick a fork in this guy, he's done.

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I guess you don't need to bother with the fork thing, though. He's been stabbed several times already.

9. Days since last workplace helicopter decapitation: 71

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*Sighs. Resets count to 0*

10. We know we don't have to tell you this b/c you're not an idiot, but ALWAYS double tap a Nazi.

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Tap. Tap. Done.

11. I'd be very surprised if this man makes the hot stone massage he booked for this afternoon.

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Although he probably needs one now more than ever.

12. No piece of this guy is getting up. Not even the big ones that are still twitching.

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Everybody grab their own piece to remember Dieter by. Dieter's...passed on.

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