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    18 Hilarious Tweets About Pregnancy To Read During Your Parental Leave

    "Is 9 at night really a good time to start a fight with your pregnant wife?"

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    Pregnant Wife: Can you go ahead and strip the sheets off the guest bed and put them in the washer? Me: Is 9 at night really a good time to start a load of laundry? PW: I dunno. Is 9 at night really a good time to start a fight with your pregnant wife? Me: *does laundry*

    Via Twitter: @FunnyLikeAClown

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    Woman: Come feel the baby kicking!! Man: Oh wow she really kicking! The baby: https://t.co/7dCe9Lzwnt

    Via Twitter: @Chosen_Julio

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    girls just overthink to bits like when u get a pregnancy scare then get ur period, u start thinking of the fact that some people still get their periods while their pregnant 🤣 the panic jus never stops

    Via Twitter: @caseybyrne9

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    Nearly poured myself a glass of that orange juice for breakfast before Bridgette let me know that her OBGYN has her peeing in a jug to test her kidney functions during the pregnancy.

    Via Twitter: @Lyricoldrap

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    Nobody: I assure you not even a single soul: *feels nauseated *: Me to google: what are the signs of pregnancy?

    Via Twitter: @missnguru

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    Some girls tell me they wanted to party their asses off last night but one of them thought she might be pregnant. So, they had their cabbie stop at a CVS so she could buy a pregnancy test. Everything came back negative so they went ahead and got hammered. #Vegas

    Via Twitter: @LVCabChronicles

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    Of all the things that will make you puke repeatedly, pregnancy is the most magical.

    Via Twitter: @ThatEvansLady

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    By my third, I was showing before the pregnancy test dried.

    Via Twitter: @AnniemuMary

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    Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning

    Via Twitter: @Jenn_H_Scott

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    no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too

    Via Twitter: @chrissyteigen

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    Yelp review for pregnancy: 1/5 stars Took way too long Overpriced Super uncomfortable & crowded Aesthetically just very bad No alcohol

    Via Twitter: @House_Feminist

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    *whispers to first-time pregnant lady* "Six years from now you'll be hiding in a closet, scrolling Twitter with dead eyes."

    Via Twitter: @MomOnFire

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    Pregnancy is fun. Sometimes we watch him kick and sometimes we argue about the diff. between white and yellow cheddar #pregnantwifeproblems

    Via Twitter: @IamAustinCG

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    My husband told me he kind of wants another baby so, you guys, I’m going to go for it, I mean, really, how hard can it be to do a vasectomy?

    Via Twitter: @MamaFizzles

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    Slightly more accurate baby shower card: "Sry you can't drink or fit in pants and your back hurts, but here's a present that's not for you!"

    Via Twitter: @megansayers

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    Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot

    Via Twitter: @lazerdoov

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    This is the quote I woke up to... "Can you turn over and face the other way? Your breath is making me nauseous." #PregnantWifeLife

    Via Twitter: @ChrisnotBritton

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    Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows

    Via Twitter: @Jenny4ashley

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