1. Egg Salad
Egg salad is nasty!!!!!!
Egg salad is nasty!!!!!!-- sarah jones
@jwherrman @buzzfeedfood I complained about the amount of egg salad on gawker breakfast mondays until they increased it
@jwherrman @buzzfeedfood I complained about the amount of egg salad on gawker breakfast mondays until they increased it-- Sam Biddle
@samfbiddle @joemfbrown @mattbuchanan GUH, egg salad makes me cringe.
@samfbiddle @joemfbrown @mattbuchanan GUH, egg salad makes me cringe.-- Callie Schweitzer
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Idk why but something about someone eating just plain egg salad at this time of day bugs me out #nastyhoe
Idk why but something about someone eating just plain egg salad at this time of day bugs me out #nastyhoe-- Alison Wiedmann
Egg salad nom nom
Egg salad nom nom-- Heather Lorusso
2. Potato Salad
I hate potato salad
I hate potato salad-- kilaaa
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I hate potato salad
I hate potato salad-- Luke Cummins
@AddHamG I hate potato salad and I'm being serious
@AddHamG I hate potato salad and I'm being serious-- Jesy
Pickles and potato salad = amazing!!!
Pickles and potato salad = amazing!!!-- Amy Paulsen
3. Taco Salad
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Wat da hell a Taco Salad? Bet $5 Mexican fruits invented dat
CRAVING SO MUCH FOOD BUT MAINLY A TACO SALAD BUT I DONT HAVE THE STUFF FUCK
CRAVING SO MUCH FOOD BUT MAINLY A TACO SALAD BUT I DONT HAVE THE STUFF FUCK-- C0L3Y
taco salad got my stomach hurting bad mannn .
taco salad got my stomach hurting bad mannn .-- 
Man I just had some taco salad, it was sooooo good ! I had ah big plate ! My mama said I was gone be fat LOL
Man I just had some taco salad, it was sooooo good ! I had ah big plate ! My mama said I was gone be fat LOL-- LOVE Meee ღ
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4. Iceberg Wedge
if u like iceberg wedge salads gtfo of my life
if u like iceberg wedge salads gtfo of my life-- o.r.
I will never understand people who order iceberg wedge salads. What happened to your soul? Do you believe you're an XL gerbil or bunny?
I will never understand people who order iceberg wedge salads. What happened to your soul? Do you believe you're an XL gerbil or bunny?-- Kat French
How is weed illegal while iceberg lettuce just roams free?
How is weed illegal while iceberg lettuce just roams free?-- Kailey Schwartz
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yum iceberg ,yummmmmy
yum iceberg ,yummmmmy-- ÛžCUNTÛž
5. Macaroni Salad
Anything thats not salad except fruit salad is gross like macaroni salad and potato salad eww
Anything thats not salad except fruit salad is gross like macaroni salad and potato salad eww-- rylie laporte♡
KFC macaroni salad >>> I love it so much😌😔
KFC macaroni salad >>> I love it so much😌😔-- Hi, I'm Leesha
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I hate pasta salad. It's so fucking gross. Pasta and salad are not meant to be one. .______.
I hate pasta salad. It's so fucking gross. Pasta and salad are not meant to be one. .______.-- S A V A N N A : )
"And im just speaking for myself now when i say: YOUR PASTA SALAD SUCKS, RANDY!!!"
6. Fruit Salad
Fuck the wiggles fruit salad sucks dick.
Fuck the wiggles fruit salad sucks dick.-- ㊉₣₩GK✞ΔV
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I love fruit salad 😜🍉
I love fruit salad 😜ðŸ‰-- Danielle Balach
Lot of haters saying fruit and eggs shouldn't be mixed in a salad but YOLO right?
Lot of haters saying fruit and eggs shouldn't be mixed in a salad but YOLO right?-- Nicholas Renner
7. Cobb Salad
cobb salad is the best salad
cobb salad is the best salad-- matt buchanan
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Cobb is the best salad only if it is made properly. No horseshit "updated" versions like the one here (PDF) http://t.co/OSl5vETp
Cobb is the best salad only if it is made properly. No horseshit "updated" versions like the one here (PDF) http://t.co/OSl5vETp-- Dave LaCrone
COBB SALAD MOTHER FUCKERS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BACON AND SHIT. COLORFUL AS FUCK. CHICKEN. EGG. CHEESE. GOOD AS SHIT. #intensesaladtalk
COBB SALAD MOTHER FUCKERS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BACON AND SHIT. COLORFUL AS FUCK. CHICKEN. EGG. CHEESE. GOOD AS SHIT. #intensesaladtalk-- drew wright
8. Tuna Salad
How's this girl sitting here with a tuna salad in the nail shop like it don't smell
How's this girl sitting here with a tuna salad in the nail shop like it don't smell-- thom69
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I want tuna salad
I want tuna salad-- JBuczny
My chicken salad sandwich was actually tuna #devastated
My chicken salad sandwich was actually tuna #devastated-- Katlyn Teager
9. Candle Salad
This is not a joke. This is a late addition to the list thanks to this tweet:
@BuzzFeedFood @BuzzFeed @emofly Until "Candle Salad's" on it, this list is not legit. Am I right, @annelamott ? Look it up, people.
@BuzzFeedFood @BuzzFeed @emofly Until "Candle Salad's" on it, this list is not legit. Am I right, @annelamott ? Look it up, people.-- Babeo Perro
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Go on, google 'Candle Salad', DO IT. It's a real Salad.
Go on, google 'Candle Salad', DO IT. It's a real Salad.-- Bushra
Thank you to everyone who participated in our salad conversation today on Twitter, especially the candle salad person and Richard Dreyfuss.
(Not all the tweets in this post are from today)
@bendreyfuss @cschweitz @joemfbrown @mattbuchanan Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad
@bendreyfuss @cschweitz @joemfbrown @mattbuchanan Tabouli is the best salad, but still, you don't win friends with salad-- Richard Dreyfuss
