@jwherrman @buzzfeedfood I complained about the amount of egg salad on gawker breakfast mondays until they increased it— Sam Biddle
@samfbiddle @joemfbrown @mattbuchanan GUH, egg salad makes me cringe.— Callie Schweitzer
Idk why but something about someone eating just plain egg salad at this time of day bugs me out #nastyhoe— Alison Wiedmann
@AddHamG I hate potato salad and I’m being serious— Jesy
Pickles and potato salad = amazing!!!— Amy Paulsen
Wat da hell a Taco Salad? Bet $5 Mexican fruits invented dat— UNFORGIVABLE
CRAVING SO MUCH FOOD BUT MAINLY A TACO SALAD BUT I DONT HAVE THE STUFF FUCK— C0L3Y
taco salad got my stomach hurting bad mannn .— î€£
Man I just had some taco salad, it was sooooo good ! I had ah big plate ! My mama said I was gone be fat LOL— LOVE Meee áƒ¦
if u like iceberg wedge salads gtfo of my life— o.r.
I will never understand people who order iceberg wedge salads. What happened to your soul? Do you believe you’re an XL gerbil or bunny?— Kat French
How is weed illegal while iceberg lettuce just roams free?— Kailey Schwartz
Anything thats not salad except fruit salad is gross like macaroni salad and potato salad eww— rylie laporteâ™¡
KFC macaroni salad >>> I love it so muchðŸ˜ŒðŸ˜”— Hi, I’m Leesha
I hate pasta salad. It’s so fucking gross. Pasta and salad are not meant to be one. .______.— S A V A N N A : )
“And im just speaking for myself now when i say: YOUR PASTA SALAD SUCKS, RANDY!!!”— Brandon J. Flowe
Fuck the wiggles fruit salad sucks dick.— ãŠ‰â‚£â‚©GKâœžÎ”V
I love fruit salad ðŸ˜œðŸ‰— Danielle Balach
Lot of haters saying fruit and eggs shouldn’t be mixed in a salad but YOLO right?— Nicholas Renner
cobb salad is the best salad— matt buchanan
Cobb is the best salad only if it is made properly. No horseshit “updated” versions like the one here (PDF) http://t.co/OSl5vETp— Dave LaCrone
COBB SALAD MOTHER FUCKERS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BACON AND SHIT. COLORFUL AS FUCK. CHICKEN. EGG. CHEESE. GOOD AS SHIT. #intensesaladtalk— drew wright
How’s this girl sitting here with a tuna salad in the nail shop like it don’t smell— thom69
My chicken salad sandwich was actually tuna #devastated— Katlyn Teager
39. 9. Candle Salad
This is not a joke. This is a late addition to the list thanks to this tweet:
@BuzzFeedFood @BuzzFeed @emofly Until “Candle Salad’s” on it, this list is not legit. Am I right, @annelamott ? Look it up, people.— Babeo Perro
Go on, google ‘Candle Salad’, DO IT. It’s a real Salad.— Bushra
43. Thank you to everyone who participated in our salad conversation today on Twitter, especially the candle salad person and Richard Dreyfuss.
(Not all the tweets in this post are from today)
- Iraqi forces have launched an offensive to take back ISIS-held Fallujah. About 50,000 civilians are trapped in the city.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Chad's ex-ruler Hissene Habre has been convicted of crimes against humanity in a groundbreaking trial in Senegal.