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How Obsessed With Your Pet Are You?

Yeah, you love 'em, but now you can find out how crazy you really are about your non-human BFF.

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    You have an Instagram page for your pet.
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    You have a Facebook page for your pet.
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    You call your pet by a special nickname when it's just the two of you.
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    You have a personalized song for your pet.
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    You've set up a webcam to monitor your pet while you're away/at work.
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    You constantly feel the need to check in on him/her.
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    Your friends ask about your pet before they ask about you.
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    You have to stop yourself from talking about your pet constantly.
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    You've bought your pet a coat.
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    You've bought your pet a hoodie and/or sweater.
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    You've bought your pet clothes to root for your favorite sports team.
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    You've bought your pet a hat.
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    You've bought your pet booties.
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    Your pet has its own closet.
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    You dress your pet up for Halloween.
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    Your pet's Halloween costume is usually more involved than your own.
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    You take him/her to the pet parade on Halloween.
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    You've googled "how to get involved in dog/cat modeling."
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    You fantasize about taking your pet to competitions.
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    Your pet has WON a competition.
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    You let your pet sleep in bed with you.
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    ...and he/she takes up most of the space.
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    You don't mind this fact.
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    If your significant other doesn't like your pet, it's a deal breaker.
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    You wonder why people have children when they can just have a pet who will always love them.
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    You've bought an airplane ticket for your pet so he/she wouldn't have to travel in cargo.
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    You've bought a bus/train ticket for your pet.
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    Your pet has his/her own seat at the Thanksgiving table.
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    Around the holidays, there are more presents for your pet than for anyone else.
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    You have included your pet in your holiday card.
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    Your holiday card consists of only your pet.
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    If you celebrate Christmas, your pet has its own stocking.
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    Your pet is involved in all holiday activities.
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    You've painted your pet's nails.
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    You've trained your pet to use the toilet bowl.
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    You find yourself talking out loud to yourself about how much you love your pet.
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    You stare at your pet for minutes on end, thinking about how cute he/she is.
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    You tell your pet out loud how pretty/handsome he/she is.
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    You've told someone "OMG look how cute he/she is!" when your pet was literally sitting there motionless.
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    When you're out and about you say their name to see them turn around and just say, "Hey."
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    You relish the excuse to go home and "take care" of your pet because you just want to hang out with them.
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    You enjoy the company of your pet more so than of any human in your life.
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    Your pet has a personalized name bowl.
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    You've baked homemade treats for your pet.
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    You'll cut up treats into smaller bits so they can chew them better.
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    You feed them from your plate.
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    You buy pricey/organic food for your pet.
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    When they burp, you think it's the cutest thing in the world.
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    When they fart, you think it's the cutest thing in the world.
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    A picture of your pet is your computer and/or phone screensaver.
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    A picture of your pet is your Facebook and/or Twitter cover image.
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    You've downloaded games for your pet on your iPad.
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    You've taken videos of your pet playing said games.
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    You started using Vine just to take Vines of your pet.
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    You've made your pet take selfies.
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    You have a framed picture of your pet.
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    You have a professional painting of your pet.
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    You have a shirt with your pet's face on it.
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    You and your pet have matching outfits.
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    You squish your pet's face and kiss it on the lips until it wants to escape.
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    You sometimes poke them when they are asleep so you can play.
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    You get worried when other people take care of your pet.
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    You've enrolled your pet in doggie daycare so he/she's not lonely during the day.
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    You worry the other dogs at daycare aren't going to be nice to your dog.
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    You take your pet to work with you.
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    If it's between you and your pet going to the doctor, your pet always wins.
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    You have personalized pet furniture in your home.
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    You've installed pet steps in your home (e.g., cat staircase on the wall, dog steps to couch).
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    You find yourself having at least one conversation about your pet per day.
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    You have more pictures of your pet in your phone than of anything else.
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    Sometimes you imagine what occupation your pet would be if it were a human.
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    You have birthday parties for your pet every year...
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    ...for which you make your pet a "cake" out of their favorite food.
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    Your pants are constantly covered in fur.
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    But you couldn't care less!
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    People at the pet store and veterinarian's office know you by name.
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    People at the pet store and veterinarian's office know your pet by name.
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    Your pet has more toys than you ever did.
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    Your pet has more toys than your children do.
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    Whenever you're out at Target/the drugstore/grocery store, you always stop by the pet aisle before you leave.
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    You love your pet more than you thought humanly possible.
 
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