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How Good At Farting Are You?

How well-acquainted are you with poop's friendly cousin?

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    You know what it means to "Dutch oven" someone.
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    You've Dutch ovened someone before.
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    You've Dutch ovened your significant other before.
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    You've Dutch ovened your pet before.
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    You have a nickname for your farts.
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    You have different nicknames for different types of farts.
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    You fart openly in front of your family.
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    You fart openly in front of your friends.
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    You fart openly in front of strangers.
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    You've had a fart-off with a friend.
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    You've won a fart-off with a friend.
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    You've lost a fart-off with a friend and challenged said friend to a rematch.
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    You've listed "farting" as a favorite activity on Facebook.
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    You've listed "farting" as a favorite activity on a dating site.
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    You've had messages with prospective dates about farting.
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    You've farted on a first date.
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    You've farted during ~bedroom fun~.
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    You've farted in bed and not really been all that embarrassed about it.
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    You think farting is a fun bonding activity.
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    You think, "If I can't talk to you about farting, we can't be friends."
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    You think, "If I can't talk to you about farting, we can't date."
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    You think, "If you get scared of farts, you can't be my pet."
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    You believe farting, like the human experience, is beautiful.
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    You can predict what kind of fart you'll have based on what you ate for lunch.
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    You can hold in a fart until you've made it safely to a bathroom.
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    You've perfected the art of prolonging a fart to make it as quiet as possible.
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    You are good at hiding a loud fart by making distracting noises.
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    You have never, EVER sharted.
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    You have woken yourself up with a fart and laughed about it.
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    Someone else has woken you up with their fart and you laughed about it.
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    You can fart on cue.
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    You can make a song via farts.
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    You've written a poem or story about farting.
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    Morning alone-time farts are a favorite part of your wake-up routine.
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    You've used farts to diffuse a fight/lighten someone's mood.
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    You think that couples who don't fart in front of each other are WEEEEIRD.
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    You think, "To fart is to be free."
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    You never tire of fart jokes.
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    Or reading about farts.
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    Or taking quizzes about farts.

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