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    29 Adorable Plant Products You Won't End Up Killing

    Little fake succulent, I will not forsake you.

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    1. A set of bell jars with artificial succulents for a *greener* take on Beauty and the Beast (what would fall? A...thorn?).

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    Promising Review: "It's so cute and perfect for the master bedroom. I love it!" β€”LoveHurts

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $34.99.

    2. A cute cactus that looks super sharp but lands softly.

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    Promising Review: "This is my favorite iPhone case. I LOVE it! A little silly, which is exactly what I like about it. Protects it really well too!" β€”Amanda B.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.50 (available for iPhones 4-5SE).

    3. A bit of tropic green to take with you for when you hit the big blue.

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    Promising Review: "Being a very busty girl, it's hard to find bathing suits appropriate for every occasion, but this bathing suit is amazing. It's not revealing at all, and is still sexy and trendy." β€”Amazon Customer

    Get the set from Amazon for $23.99 (available in sizes S-L).

    4. A bouquet of faux lavender so you can feel like Ina Garten without the actual effort.

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    Promising Review: "These are gorgeous! I live in Arizona where it's really difficult to keep flowers alive in these high temps. I wanted to add some color to my desert landscaping and these look amazing! I LOVE the look!! Excellent quality and very realistic." β€”Dre

    Get it from Amazon for $25.88.

    5. A DIY geranium kit for decor you can really ~hang~ on to for years to come.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.

    6. A flourishing tea towel to make any regular meal in the kitchen feel like a garden party.

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    Get it from H&M for $6.99.

    7. A pair of budding baubles that will never go out of season.

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    Get them from MicaPeet on Etsy for $21.35.

    8. A lush cushion cover perfect for rooting yourself to your bed.

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    Promising Review: "Great quality and style! Love it." β€”Lauren

    Get it from constanceandclay on Etsy for $18.68.

    9. A truly perennial bouquet so springtime can last year-round.

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    Promising Review: "I put these beautiful flowers into a transparent bottle, and then filled it with colorful stones. I think this is a great design. Of course, the main reason is that the flowers are really, really, really beautiful!" β€”Christine R Morse

    Get them from Amazon for $18.99.

    10. A shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

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    Promising Review: "Looks just like the picture! Perfect for my small bathroom that has no natural light or windows for a live plant." β€”Jessica Vergara

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    11. A botanical print to offer shade from the light.

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    Get it from JamesBarkerDraws on Etsy for $40.03.

    12. Some blooming bloomers for a *fresh* feeling.

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    Get them from ObjectApparel on Etsy for $35.

    13. A fuzzy figurine that will never prick your finger.

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    Promising Review: "LOVE this felt cactus. Great quality craftsmanship and shipped to me in a flash." β€”Diane Dubansky Haase

    Get it from bysahrah on Etsy for $26.

    14. A green giant to make every space feel like a Southwestern escape.

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    Promising Review: "I have a vacation rental, and in the summer we are booked continuously for weeks. Forgetting to water the plant in the powder room one too many times was a detriment to its wellbeing. Plant number two suffered the same fate, so I decided to go the fake route. This is a beautiful replica."β€”Mary

    Get it from Wayfair for $85.99.

    15. A mini cherry blossom tree so realistic, you'll enforce a kimono dress code for your home.

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    Promising Review: "I bought this for my mother for Mother's Day (she is really bad with plants). It was SO beautiful that I bought one for my grandmother, as well. Both absolutely loved it!" β€”Courtney W

    Get it from Amazon for $42.74.

    16. A captivating cactus that'll make any room feel *lit.*

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    Get it from ModCloth for $59.99.

    17. A centerpiece for your table that you'll never have to water. Not that you'd ever remember to, anyway.

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    Get it from Amazon for $32.37 or from Anthropologie for $42.50.

    18. A seedy mug for a great ~spiked~ drink.

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    Get it from katebroughton on Etsy for $13.34.

    19. A fancy fleur to sprout on your finger.

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    Get it from CollectedEdition on Etsy for $35+ (available in sizes 4-10).

    20. A thorny trick that's a shower, not a grower.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

    21. A feigned floral arrangement because Martha Stewart, you are not.

    Promising Review: "Color is spot on. Very beautiful flowers." β€”Hana

    Get them from Amazon for $6.50 (available in five colors).

    22. A leafy meal tray, so your meals don't have to be green.

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    Get it from JamesBarkerDrawers on Etsy for $26.69.

    23. Some removable wallpaper that can thrive in your room with or without natural light.

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    Get it from JamesBarkerDraws on Etsy for $36+.

    24. An eye-catching tote fitting for a trip to the farmer's market. Or to pick up your takeout.

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    Get it from AbbeyPricePrint on Etsy for $24.06.

    25. A charming group of artificial succulents for a good kind of greenhouse effect.

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    Promising Review: "Love it! I really love succulents, especially in white containers, but real ones are time-consuming and expensive! These look beautiful and are rather tiny, but are the perfect size for where I wanted to place them." β€”Amazon Customer

    Get them from Amazon for $19.99.

    26. A very *sage* vase that will never wilt under pressure.

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    Get it from ModCloth for $17.99.

    27. A fabric orchid, because anyone who's ever tried to grow a real one knows it is just too much (feed it ICE ?!).

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    Promising Review: "I purchased this item to place on my desk at work. I received many compliments right away, and from a distance it looks very real! In fact, just about everyone was shocked to learn it wasn't." β€”TishAnne

    Get it from Target for $18.99.

    28. A hearty tablecloth with all the vegetation your guests really want.

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    Get it from H&M for $24.99.

    29. Some cacti candles that can really take the heat.

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    Promising Review: "SO CUTE! I got these as a birthday present for a friend. They don't smell like anything, but the effect of the cactus opening up when lit is pretty fun/cool to watch." β€”CanneH

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    You have a green thumb, after all!

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