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    29 Adorable Plant Products You Won't End Up Killing

    Little fake succulent, I will not forsake you.

    1. A set of bell jars with artificial succulents for a *greener* take on Beauty and the Beast (what would fall? A...thorn?).

    2. A cute cactus that looks super sharp but lands softly.

    3. A bit of tropic green to take with you for when you hit the big blue.

    4. A bouquet of faux lavender so you can feel like Ina Garten without the actual effort.

    5. A DIY geranium kit for decor you can really ~hang~ on to for years to come.

    6. A flourishing tea towel to make any regular meal in the kitchen feel like a garden party.

    7. A pair of budding baubles that will never go out of season.

    8. A lush cushion cover perfect for rooting yourself to your bed.

    9. A truly perennial bouquet so springtime can last year-round.

    10. A shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

    11. A botanical print to offer shade from the light.

    12. Some blooming bloomers for a *fresh* feeling.

    13. A fuzzy figurine that will never prick your finger.

    14. A green giant to make every space feel like a Southwestern escape.

    15. A mini cherry blossom tree so realistic, you'll enforce a kimono dress code for your home.

    16. A captivating cactus that'll make any room feel *lit.*

    17. A centerpiece for your table that you'll never have to water. Not that you'd ever remember to, anyway.

    18. A seedy mug for a great ~spiked~ drink.

    19. A fancy fleur to sprout on your finger.

    20. A thorny trick that's a shower, not a grower.

    21. A feigned floral arrangement because Martha Stewart, you are not.

    22. A leafy meal tray, so your meals don't have to be green.

    23. Some removable wallpaper that can thrive in your room with or without natural light.

    24. An eye-catching tote fitting for a trip to the farmer's market. Or to pick up your takeout.

    25. A charming group of artificial succulents for a good kind of greenhouse effect.

    26. A very *sage* vase that will never wilt under pressure.

    27. A fabric orchid, because anyone who's ever tried to grow a real one knows it is just too much (feed it ICE ?!).

    28. A hearty tablecloth with all the vegetation your guests really want.

    29. Some cacti candles that can really take the heat.

    You have a green thumb, after all!