1. A set of bell jars with artificial succulents for a *greener* take on Beauty and the Beast (what would fall? A...thorn?).
2. A cute cactus that looks super sharp but lands softly.
3. A bit of tropic green to take with you for when you hit the big blue.
4. A bouquet of faux lavender so you can feel like Ina Garten without the actual effort.
5. A DIY geranium kit for decor you can really ~hang~ on to for years to come.
6. A flourishing tea towel to make any regular meal in the kitchen feel like a garden party.
7. A pair of budding baubles that will never go out of season.
8. A lush cushion cover perfect for rooting yourself to your bed.
9. A truly perennial bouquet so springtime can last year-round.
10. A shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.
11. A botanical print to offer shade from the light.
12. Some blooming bloomers for a *fresh* feeling.
13. A fuzzy figurine that will never prick your finger.
14. A green giant to make every space feel like a Southwestern escape.
15. A mini cherry blossom tree so realistic, you'll enforce a kimono dress code for your home.
16. A captivating cactus that'll make any room feel *lit.*
17. A centerpiece for your table that you'll never have to water. Not that you'd ever remember to, anyway.
18. A seedy mug for a great ~spiked~ drink.
19. A fancy fleur to sprout on your finger.
20. A thorny trick that's a shower, not a grower.
21. A feigned floral arrangement because Martha Stewart, you are not.
22. A leafy meal tray, so your meals don't have to be green.
23. Some removable wallpaper that can thrive in your room with or without natural light.
24. An eye-catching tote fitting for a trip to the farmer's market. Or to pick up your takeout.
25. A charming group of artificial succulents for a good kind of greenhouse effect.
26. A very *sage* vase that will never wilt under pressure.
27. A fabric orchid, because anyone who's ever tried to grow a real one knows it is just too much (feed it ICE ?!).
28. A hearty tablecloth with all the vegetation your guests really want.
29. Some cacti candles that can really take the heat.
