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1. A rust stain remover for getting anything from old toilets to sinks back to new in just a swipe — water damage be damned.
2. A TubShroom, because this will do all the work for you and catch nasty hair so your weekend doesn't go ~down the drain~.
3. A pumice cleaning stone that'll kick hard water, calcium and lime stains' butts and restore shine to your porcelain throne faster than you can flush.
4. A Scrub Daddy (an insanely tough scrubber) so when you accidentally let things "soak" too long, you can remove hardened grime lickety-split.
5. A Tilex mold and mildew remover for tackling hard-to-reach crevices without scrubbing until your hands fall off. Just spritz and continue your life.
6. A carpet cleaner and deodorizer solution, because split wine shouldn't involve the seven stages of grief. Vacuum it away and pretend it never happened.
7. A lightweight dirt devil vacuum that, despite weighing *under* four pounds, will powerfully suck up all the hair and dirt you've been avoiding.
8. A flexible mop so you reach every nook and cranny while already cleaning the rest of your floor.
9. A deep cleaning brush set for conquering grout on tiles without a hefty handyman bill.
10. A mini handheld car vacuum, because this will give you the ~green light~ to keep snacking with abandon — crumbs have nothing on this thing.
11. A set of Clorox disinfecting wipes that'll do the job of hard scrubbing so you don't have to put your back into it. In fact, you really don't have to do anything but wipe.
12. A stainless steel cast iron cleaner so a delicious meal doesn't involve seven and days and seven nights of cleaning off leftover grit.
13. A Glisten dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant for getting your favorite appliance sparkling in the same manner you wash your dishes — minimal effort.
14. A microwave steam cleaner, because this will clean a lot faster than you avoiding eye contact with the remnants of your exploded soup for months on end.
15. A headlights lens restoration kit that'll only take three easy steps but save you a lifetime of dangerously dim lighting on the road.
16. A duo of flexible cleaning brushes so whether you're a half-full or half-empty kind of person, you're still getting to the bottom of the glass.
17. A Mr. Clean Magic Eraser cleaning pad for conquering daunting situations (hello, dirty white sneakers) with a staggeringly easy solution.
18. A lightweight handheld vacuum, because dusting and sweeping take a kajillion years and you have important plans with Netflix.
19. A microfiber spin mop and bucket with a built-in wringer that'll allow you to deep clean without constantly pausing to refresh the mop. We have THINGS (TV) to do.
20. A heavy-duty Hoover carpet washer so daunting tasks like stained rugs are *lifted* from your worries before you even know it.
21. A jetted tub cleaner for washing away yucky residue with time leftover to actually take a relaxing bath.
22. A pair of duster slippers, because these will do all the heavy lifting while you just walk around the house.
23. A box of OxiClean stain remover that'll erase even the scariest stains so quickly you'll start to believe in magic.
24. A blind duster brush so you don't painstakingly clean one row at a time. If you do, you might as well watch the grass grow outside the window.
25. A FlexiSnake drain cleaner that'll remove clogged hair fast and painlessly — no more pausing to gag about how gross this is.
26. A watermark removing cloth so once-damaged wooden surfaces are good as new faster than the time it took to mar it.
27. A lemon-scented, foaming Glisten disposer cleaner for unclogging gross banana peels quicker than it takes to flick the switch.
28. A laundry machine cleaner, because you and I both know this appliance will never be washed unless you can toss a pod in it and walk away.
29. A high-pressure hard-surface steam cleaner that'll both make you feel like a pro and have you back on your couch before you can miss it.
30. A polishing spray and microfiber cloth set so your stainless steel surfaces look brilliant and you still have the whole day to do anything but clean.
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