1. When strip clubs promised free lap dances if the Toronto Blue Jays won.
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2. When a woman was caught filming live sex shows in the public library...while children walked by.
3. When this driver was just a little too eager to cross a bridge.
Driver charged in crash on River Canard bridge https://t.co/GL2Ywb3w1A
4. When the local university handed these shirts out for an STD testing marathon.
Just hit 100 person mark at the Ts for Pee at the U of W. Trying to break record for STD tests in 24 hour frame.
5. When the city was plagued by this violent beef jerky bandit.
Alleged beef jerky thief punches Mac's Milk employee https://t.co/lluWXssmCr
6. And this poopy painter.
7. When this man let everyone know how much he loved David Bowie.
8. When mother-daughter bonding time went all wrong.
9. And when this drug smuggler got a little too creative.
Scuba diver arrested in Michigan for trying to swim drugs from Canada into America. Info: http://t.co/XAOV6ncGji
10. When this guy had zero time for the law.
OPP charge driver with having bald tires, open liquor and wrong-coloured car https://t.co/g1REZ5Uevo
11. When the city's panhandlers unionized.
Panhandlers asked to pay union dues as new hall opens in Windsor https://t.co/8xTJJq3X2K
12. When a clump of caterpillars rattled the community.
13. When serious criminal activity demanded a serious police operation.
Windsor police set up a stake out to catch a serial newspaper thief: http://t.co/4aQ7UmLQCo
14. When this man yelled at police officers for trying to rescue him from a very dirty and dangerous river.
15. And, of course, when this Canadian hero slammed back a few brews and successfully swam to America.
was reminded today of this great canadian who overcame adversity to achieve his dream. http://t.co/OlZ7cMyBgs
16. UPDATE: We've made a terrible mistake and forgot the time an unnamed artist created an iconic penis bush on the waterfront. Please accept our apologies.
Lest we forget the great Penis Bush debaucle in Windsor.