1. This passenger who thinks very, very deeply about everything.
me sober in an uber: me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always tr… https://t.co/3RSLT9pn7E
2. This passenger who just blew the fucking lid off.
Me sober in an uber: Me drunk in an uber: yeah but what if two tubs of hummus are called hummi?
3. This passenger who is just a concerned parent.
Me sober in an Uber: Me drunk in an Uber: but she has these two coats and every time I put it on her, she doesnt m… https://t.co/5q33D4Q2Ac
4. This passenger who is really supportive and just wants you to know it.
5. This passenger who is bound to change the world, someday.
me sober in an uber: hi thank you bye me drunk in an uber: yeah so i had to get a third container in order to swit… https://t.co/yjB2YgTXz2
6. This passenger who is trying to figure it all out.
Me sober in an uber: Me drunk in an uber: so like, it’s not that I’m emotionally unavailable, it’s that the emoti… https://t.co/1xIvnj3LbK
7. And this passenger who clearly already has it figured out.
8. This passenger who trusts her driver more than she's ever trusted anyone ever.
Me sober in an uber: please don't speak to me Me drunk in an uber: would you like to hear about my trust issues?
9. This passenger who just wants to share their passions with the world.
Sober in an uber: please stop talking to me Drunk in an uber: Wanna see my top 5 favorite famous Korean dogs on IG in no particular order?
10. This passenger who tells it like it is.
me in an uber, sober: nice weather huh? drunk: *gives brutally honest advice on my driver's messy divorce*
11. This passenger who just wants to make his family proud.
More like sober in an uber: hi drunk in an uber: so that's why I feel like my dog has been really disappointed in… https://t.co/ql6OXkACIy
12. This passenger who just wanted the male perspective.
Sober in an uber: please don't talk to me Drunk in an uber: why do guys shave their balls they look gross either way
13. This passenger who knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to ask for it.
drunk in an uber uber driver: you want to listen to music? shannon: do u have the moana soundtrack
14. This passenger who is just a bit nicer sometimes.
Me in an Uber sober vs me in an Uber after drinking excessively
15. This passenger who warms up probably too fast.
Me, Sober in an uber: *awkward silence* Drunk in an uber: nah but if you were being held at gunpoint what's your fave song ever????
16. This passenger who should really should be more careful.
Sober in an uber: don't fucking talk to me... Drunk in an uber: here is my life story, all my passwords and some life advice
17. This passenger who's been spicin' up their life for years now.
Sober in an Uber: "Please do not talk to me." Drunk in an Uber: "In 'Spice World,' world famous pop group The Spice Girls zip around Lond-"
18. This passenger who seriously can't be stopped.
Sober me in an uber: "how long have you been driving w uber?" *Convo over* *stares out window* Meanwhile drunk me b… https://t.co/EhpaRabcL5
19. And, finally, this passenger who should really slow down, for real.
@stonevancamp Me sober in an Uber: *has yet to ever be sober in an uber*