Whether it's your best friend, partner, brother, or mother, you've gotta give your person the sweetest, goofiest, gooiest card you possibly can.
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If your favorite human is really smart:
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Or if you think they are a work of art:
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If you want to fold them in your arm:
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If you sometimes think they belong on a farm:
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If they make you feel kinda horny:
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If they make you act all weird and corny:
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If the one you love is kind of a geek:
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If the one you love is a bit of a freak:
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For a love that is delicious:
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Or if the way you show your love is more ambitious:
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For the one that lights your fire:
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For the one you truly admire:
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For the one that makes you swoon:
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For the one that shoots you over the moon:
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If your honey loves a good book:
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Or if their arms are your favorite nook:
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For the one you just can't LEGO:
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For the one that makes your heart glow:
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For the person that pulls at your heartstrings:
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For the one that will stick around, no matter what life brings:
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For the one that makes you feel love sick:
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If your person is so cute, they should be in a chick flick:
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For the person that is your rock:
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For the geek you sometimes love to mock:
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For the one who always makes you laugh:
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If you kinda want their autograph:
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For the one that makes you feel warm and fuzzy:
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For the one that is your best buddy:
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For the one that makes your heart soar like a bird:
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If the one you love is a bit of a nerd:
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If your person is all for a good pun:
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If your person is always lots of fun:
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For the one you freakin' love to death:
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For the one you would kiss even with bad breath:
