New York City is kind of cool. Boston is nice. Chicago and LA are ok I guess.
But D.C. is your nation’s capitol. So show some respect.
Philly sports fans have the spirit of champions minus the actual titles. But we’ll still fight you if you talk trash so don’t even.
Do you ever feel disheartened with culture today? Or cringe when you hear dubstep and see saggy pants? Ever wish life was more…sepia toned? Yup, you were born in the wrong decade.
You’re Mia Thermopolis, I’m Mia Thermopolis, We’re All Mia Thermopolis.