My friends and I were playing a joke game at the bars one night where we used totally random lines from movies and songs on random strangers we chose for each other. Well it was my turn and my friends chose the lucky fellow, a hipster so very typical of San Francisco, and the line chosen from our bag was “Why don’t you have some dirty hot sex with me?” (Pepper, anyone?). Well, needless to say I woke up at his apartment the next day and my Uber driver had a lot of entertainment at 6 o’clock in the morning.
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Response to Show Us The Drunkest You’ve Ever Been:
my 21st birthday.. was carried home, stopped by the cops, somehow found a way to act sober enough to not get arrested, went home to yell off my balcony that I was 21 amidst bouts of throwing up. Don’t remember any of it.
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