1. When she was like, "Whenever you're ready, mom. It's not like I'm waiting for my turn with the glam squad or anything."
2. When she was tired of watching this poor excuse for contouring and decided to just do the damn job herself.
3. And was like, "See, it's really not hard."
4. When Santa gave her a shitty doll and she was like, "Well what am supposed to do with that? Where is the Chanel handbag I requested?"
5. When she was forced to wear this painfully un-chic Halloween costume and seriously questioned running away from home.
6. When she couldn't just be left in fucking peace to play her piano.
7. When she was feeling her look and wanted to take a selfie, only to have mom ruin it for her.
8. And then this happened and she was like, "Are you actually kidding me?"
9. When she wondered whose idea of a sick joke it was to not dress her in head-to-toe couture for her first appearance in Vogue.
10. When she had no interest in participating in a family photo when she too wasn't dressed in velvet.
11. When she was taken to a fashion show and forced to sit between this pair of absolute Z-Listers.
12. And was so over the total bullshit on the runway that she couldn't even look at it.
13. And then was like, "THIS IS OFFENDING ME! WTF ARE THOSE FABRICS? WHERE IS THE FUR? WHERE IS YOUR CREATIVE VISION?"
14. And then was publicly humiliated when mom blew her nose for her in front of, like, everyone.
15. When she went to another fashion show and was all, "Oh, some stickers to keep me occupied. How patronising."
16. And then was like, "Can you remove your hands and stickers from my personal space?"
17. When she was like, "Don't talk to me, I'm not feeling my look because SOMEONE took too long with the glam squad."
18. When she was all, "Urgh, can you just not ask for my opinion on that fashion show because reliving it is making me furious."
19. When she knew this would be a perfect photo if mom's eyebrow game was anywhere near as good as hers.
20. When she was happy for mom and dad, but knew that she was the real star of this wedding.
21. When she was all, "Nice of you guys to show up to my birthday party but is this cake an actual joke? I don't do colours or prints, remember?"
22. When she wondered why she hadn't got the "wear leather trousers to the zoo" memo.
23. When she was forced to attend Disney on Ice and the ordeal was made worse by Mason thinking it appropriate to wear some ridiculous Mickey Mouse ears.
24. When she was all, "Wake me up when you have something to say that might in any way interest me."
25. When she was like, "Oh, cool shoes bro, just two seasons old. And don't touch my hair."
