1. Britney Spears showed off her frankly phenomenal bikini body.
2. Kim Kardashian was pampered and preened ahead of a TV appearance.
3. Cheryl Cole shared this the morning after the night before.
We’ve all been there.
4. Jessica Simpson’s daughter Maxwell perfected the art of a pouting selfie.
5. Frankie Sandford and baby Parker made the cutest mum and son duo.
8. Kelly Brook confirmed she’s engaged to boyfriend David McIntosh after a whirlwind 11-week romance.
9. Tom Fletcher’s new baby Buzz spent time in hospital this week — but it’s OK, he’s on the mend now.
11. Myleene Klass saw an excellent selfie opportunity while appearing on Countdown.
13. Niall Horan had new in-ears made, which more importantly means ONE DIRECTION MUST BE PERFORMING LIVE SOME TIME SOON.