1. Martinis

Drink until you can't taste the dill.
2. Mozzarella cheese

The Italians clearly didn't know about this or they'd be boycotting the Olympics.
3. Grilled vegetables

Eating your vegetables is so much more difficult in Russia.
4. French fries

These innocent potatoes have succumbed to "dillsease."
5. Quesadillas

Mexican cuisine, Russian style.
6. Kefir

Innocent yogurt drinks are no match for the weed.
7. Matzo Ball Soup

Oy vey.
8. Caesar Salad

There are no words for this monstrosity.
9. Steak Tartare

Even famous staples of French cuisine, like steak tartare, are forced to their knees by the ever-spreading dill epidemic.
10. Popcorn

Butter lies abandoned as dill-brainwashed denizens coat their popcorn with the unholy herb.
11. Hamburgers

The most evil of burgers.
12. Omelettes

Would you like some eggs with your dill?
13. Potato chips

Even Lays, the most American of potato chips, fall victim to the dill propaganda within Russia's borders.
14. Pizza

This is a technique known as "dill-bombing." Few food items survive the deadly attacks.
15. Nachos

No words.
16. Lemons

Even the Russian shrimp worship at the altar of the weed.
17. Hummus

There is no explanation for this madness.
18. Dill tempura

WHY?!?
19. Bread

The dill invasion has truly infiltrated every level of society.
20. Cappuccinos.

Russia, you are in need of serious dill intervention. It's for your own good.