21 Disturbing Examples Of Russia's Dill Addiction
So much dill in so many inappropriate places.
1. Martinis
Drink until you can't taste the dill.
2. Mozzarella cheese
The Italians clearly didn't know about this or they'd be boycotting the Olympics.
3. Grilled vegetables
Eating your vegetables is so much more difficult in Russia.
4. French fries
These innocent potatoes have succumbed to "dillsease."
5. Quesadillas
Mexican cuisine, Russian style.
6. Kefir
Innocent yogurt drinks are no match for the weed.
7. Matzo Ball Soup
Oy vey.
8. Caesar Salad
There are no words for this monstrosity.
9. Steak Tartare
Even famous staples of French cuisine, like steak tartare, are forced to their knees by the ever-spreading dill epidemic.
10. Popcorn
Butter lies abandoned as dill-brainwashed denizens coat their popcorn with the unholy herb.
11. Hamburgers
The most evil of burgers.
12. Omelettes
Would you like some eggs with your dill?
13. Potato chips
Even Lays, the most American of potato chips, fall victim to the dill propaganda within Russia's borders.
14. Pizza
This is a technique known as "dill-bombing." Few food items survive the deadly attacks.
15. Nachos
No words.
16. Lemons
Even the Russian shrimp worship at the altar of the weed.
17. Hummus
There is no explanation for this madness.
18. Dill tempura
WHY?!?
19. Bread
The dill invasion has truly infiltrated every level of society.
20. Cappuccinos.
Russia, you are in need of serious dill intervention. It's for your own good.