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21 Disturbing Examples Of Russia's Dill Addiction

So much dill in so many inappropriate places.

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1. Sushi

This dish is an abomination to God and man, much like the demon weed itself.
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This dish is an abomination to God and man, much like the demon weed itself.

2. Grilled vegetables

Eating your vegetables is so much more difficult in Russia.
John Henderson / DILLWATCH

Eating your vegetables is so much more difficult in Russia.

3. Mozzarella cheese

The Italians clearly didn't know about this or they'd be boycotting the Olympics.
Leslie Hough / DILLWATCH

The Italians clearly didn't know about this or they'd be boycotting the Olympics.

4. French fries

These innocent potatoes have succumbed to "dillsease."
Melissa Kennedy / DILLWATCH

These innocent potatoes have succumbed to "dillsease."

5. Martinis

Drink until you can't taste the dill.
Shaun Walker / DILLWATCH

Drink until you can't taste the dill.

6. Quesadillas

Mexican cuisine, Russian style.
Jaime Cordes / DILLWATCH

Mexican cuisine, Russian style.

7. Kefir

Innocent yogurt drinks are no match for the weed.
Melissa Kennedy / DILLWATCH

Innocent yogurt drinks are no match for the weed.

8. Matzo Ball Soup

Oy vey.
Miriam Elder / DILLWATCH

Oy vey.

9. Caesar Salad

There are no words for this monstrosity.
Shaun Walker / DILLWATCH

There are no words for this monstrosity.

10. Steak Tartare

Even famous staples of French cuisine, like steak tartare, are forced to their knees by the ever-spreading dill epidemic.
Miriam Elder / DILLWATCH

Even famous staples of French cuisine, like steak tartare, are forced to their knees by the ever-spreading dill epidemic.

11. Popcorn

Butter lies abandoned as dill-brainwashed denizens coat their popcorn with the unholy herb.
Tom Barton / DILLWATCH

Butter lies abandoned as dill-brainwashed denizens coat their popcorn with the unholy herb.

12. Hamburgers

The most evil of burgers.
Tobin Auber / DILLWATCH

The most evil of burgers.

13. Omelettes

Would you like some eggs with your dill?
Miriam Elder / DILLWATCH

Would you like some eggs with your dill?

14. Potato chips

Even Lays, the most American of potato chips, fall victim to the dill propaganda within Russia's borders.
Sam VanDerlip / DILLWATCH

Even Lays, the most American of potato chips, fall victim to the dill propaganda within Russia's borders.

15. Pizza

This is a technique known as "dill-bombing." Few food items survive the deadly attacks.
Scott Balling / DILLWATCH

This is a technique known as "dill-bombing." Few food items survive the deadly attacks.

16. Nachos

No words.
Nikolaus Twickel / DILLWATCH

No words.

17. Lemons

Even the Russian shrimp worship at the altar of the weed.
Chris Gould / DILLWATCH

Even the Russian shrimp worship at the altar of the weed.

18. Hummus

There is no explanation for this madness.
Miriam Elder / DILLWATCH

There is no explanation for this madness.

19. Dill tempura

WHY?!?
Simon Shuster / DILLWATCH

WHY?!?

20. Bread

The dill invasion has truly infiltrated every level of society.
Miriam Elder / DILLWATCH

The dill invasion has truly infiltrated every level of society.

21. Cappuccinos.

Russia, you are in need of serious dill intervention. It's for your own good.
Emmanuel Leus / DILLWATCH

Russia, you are in need of serious dill intervention. It's for your own good.

This post is dedicated to the brave men and women of the DILLWATCH Facebook group, who have been tirelessly fighting the demon weed's infestation for years.

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