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    I Ranked The "Bridgerton" Characters Solely Based On How Much I Want To Marry Them

    Who's *truly* the diamond of the season? MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD.

    20. Nigel Berbrooke

    Netflix

    Even without the sexual harassment, attempts to blackmail someone into marriage, and abandonment of his mistress and child, this dude's gross.

    Marriage Material Score: 1

    19. Lord Featherington

    Netflix

    Maybe cheats on his wife, definitely gambles away his daughter's dowries. Searching for a redeeming quality and coming up empty, tbh.

    +1 because we like a man that cries.

    Marriage Material Score: 3

    18. Eloise Bridgerton

    Netflix

    Only ranked so low because she'd be furious to be ranked any higher.

    +2 for being the only character who doesn't find Daphne adorable.

    Marriage Material Score: 4

    17. Prudence Featherington

    Netflix

    Sorry, who?

    Marriage Material Score: 4

    16. Anthony Bridgerton

    Netflix

    Anthony is the guy who tells you he understands women because he grew up with sisters. Spoiler alert... he doesn't.

    +1 for side burns that won't quit

    Marriage Material Score: 4.5

    15. Siena Rosso

    Netflix

    I wish we saw as much of Siena's personality as we do of her birthday suit. I'm betting that she has other interesting traits outside of her on-again/off-again relationship with the worst Bridgerton male.

    -1 for the weird plot moment where she tried to sleep with Simon?

    Marriage Material Score: 5

    14. Daphne Bridgerton

    Netflix

    Aside from Daphne's bewildering tendency to trap men into marriage and children they don't want, I just find her overrated. Sorry Daph, but if I had to pick a diamond of the season, you ain't it. Also, I demand to know WHO thought this hair style was a good idea.

    +1 for angry piano playing

    Marriage Material Score: 5

    13. Prince Friederich

    Netflix

    Unclear if Prince Friederich has a personality outside of being a pawn in his aunt's weird romance games. That being said, I don't hate the idea of being a princess.

    Marriage Material Score: 6

    12. Cressida Cowper

    Netflix

    She might serve looks like an ice queen, but is Cressida really all that bad? Daphne straight up steals her only marriage prospect just for kicks, yet when she has the opportunity to throw her under the bus, she doesn't. Also her mom's pretty rude.

    +1 because she works that updo

    Marriage Material Score: 6

    11. Genevieve Delacroix

    Netflix

    Makes a mean dress, but who's to say when that fake French accent would start to get annoying? Actually I say, and I say I'm already over it.

    Marriage Material Score: 6.5

    10. Philippa Featherington

    Netflix

    A spouse that shares my passion for cheese is pretty much my number one priority... IDK why everyone is sleeping on Philippa?!

    Marriage Material Score: 7

    9. Simon Basset

    Netflix

    On one hand, he's moody as hell and has serious commitment issues. Plus, his life's mission is to piss off a person who is already dead. On the other hand, look at him.

    +1 for encouraging women to go down south

    Marriage Material Score: 7

    8. Benedict Bridgerton

    Netflix

    I have high hopes for the most sexually open Bridgerton, like perhaps a sexually fluid Bridgerton in Season 2? TBD, but Benedict would def be the most fun of this bunch to wed.

    Marriage Material Score: 7.5

    7. Marina Thompson

    Netflix

    Marina is willing take one for the team (i.e. marry her former lover's rich brother) which is an important quality in a spouse. Yes, she's arguably the third person on this list to attempt to trap someone into marriage, but what can I say I just like her better.

    +2 for refusing to be nice to creepy old men

    Marriage Material Score: 8

    6. Queen Charlotte

    Netflix

    Queen Lottie might be perpetually #bored, but life with her would definitely not be boring. She literally discovered Mozart, so she has impeccable taste, even if her obsession with Daphne Bridgerton might be a little unwarranted.

    +2 for slaying the wig game

    Marriage Material Score: 8

    5. Penelope Featherington

    Netflix

    I was going to rank Penelope lower, but then I found out (SPOILER) that she's living a whole ass double life as a mature gossip writer, and I'm about as agitated as Eloise on a ball day!

    +2 for her acting skills because I did not see this coming

    Marriage Material Score: 8.5

    4. Lady Violet Bridgerton

    Netflix

    We all know who's really the leader of the Bridgerton fam. Lady Bridgerton wins points as one of the few in society who prioritizes love in a marriage. Skills include low-key creative baby names and general schemin'. Less skilled at telling her daughters what sex is.

    +2 for getting sloshed on champers and giving zero fucks

    Marriage Material Score: 9

    3. Portia Featherington

    Netflix

    Say what you will about Portia, but she's definitely one pragmatic bitch. Sure she concocts an evil plot here and there, but in the end it's all just looking out for the best interests of her family. The devil works hard, but Portia works harder.

    +2 because yellow is the new black

    Marriage Material Score: 9

    2. Colin Bridgerton

    Netflix

    Colin is 6'1", respects women, enjoys travel, and was hypothetically willing to raise another man's child in a time where a woman's virtue was IT. I stan.

    +2 for pissing off Anthony

    Marriage Material Score: 9.5

    1. Lady Danbury

    Netflix

    Lady Danbury is living her best single life so I'm not sure whether she's down to marry, but if she is I'm ready to bend the knee right now.

    +2 for calling Simon on his bullshit

    Marriage Material: 10

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