I Ranked The "Bridgerton" Characters Solely Based On How Much I Want To Marry Them

Who's *truly* the diamond of the season? MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD.

20. Nigel Berbrooke

Netflix

Even without the sexual harassment, attempts to blackmail someone into marriage, and abandonment of his mistress and child, this dude's gross.

Marriage Material Score: 1

19. Lord Featherington

Netflix

Maybe cheats on his wife, definitely gambles away his daughter's dowries. Searching for a redeeming quality and coming up empty, tbh.

+1 because we like a man that cries.

Marriage Material Score: 3

18. Eloise Bridgerton

Netflix

Only ranked so low because she'd be furious to be ranked any higher.

+2 for being the only character who doesn't find Daphne adorable.

Marriage Material Score: 4

17. Prudence Featherington

Netflix

Sorry, who?

Marriage Material Score: 4

16. Anthony Bridgerton

Netflix

Anthony is the guy who tells you he understands women because he grew up with sisters. Spoiler alert... he doesn't.

+1 for side burns that won't quit

Marriage Material Score: 4.5

15. Siena Rosso

Netflix

I wish we saw as much of Siena's personality as we do of her birthday suit. I'm betting that she has other interesting traits outside of her on-again/off-again relationship with the worst Bridgerton male.

-1 for the weird plot moment where she tried to sleep with Simon?

Marriage Material Score: 5

14. Daphne Bridgerton

Netflix

Aside from Daphne's bewildering tendency to trap men into marriage and children they don't want, I just find her overrated. Sorry Daph, but if I had to pick a diamond of the season, you ain't it. Also, I demand to know WHO thought this hair style was a good idea.

+1 for angry piano playing

Marriage Material Score: 5

13. Prince Friederich

Netflix

Unclear if Prince Friederich has a personality outside of being a pawn in his aunt's weird romance games. That being said, I don't hate the idea of being a princess.

Marriage Material Score: 6

12. Cressida Cowper

Netflix

She might serve looks like an ice queen, but is Cressida really all that bad? Daphne straight up steals her only marriage prospect just for kicks, yet when she has the opportunity to throw her under the bus, she doesn't. Also her mom's pretty rude.

+1 because she works that updo

Marriage Material Score: 6

11. Genevieve Delacroix

Netflix

Makes a mean dress, but who's to say when that fake French accent would start to get annoying? Actually I say, and I say I'm already over it.

Marriage Material Score: 6.5

10. Philippa Featherington

Netflix

A spouse that shares my passion for cheese is pretty much my number one priority... IDK why everyone is sleeping on Philippa?!

Marriage Material Score: 7

9. Simon Basset

Netflix

On one hand, he's moody as hell and has serious commitment issues. Plus, his life's mission is to piss off a person who is already dead. On the other hand, look at him.

+1 for encouraging women to go down south

Marriage Material Score: 7

8. Benedict Bridgerton

Netflix

I have high hopes for the most sexually open Bridgerton, like perhaps a sexually fluid Bridgerton in Season 2? TBD, but Benedict would def be the most fun of this bunch to wed.

Marriage Material Score: 7.5

7. Marina Thompson

Netflix

Marina is willing take one for the team (i.e. marry her former lover's rich brother) which is an important quality in a spouse. Yes, she's arguably the third person on this list to attempt to trap someone into marriage, but what can I say I just like her better.

+2 for refusing to be nice to creepy old men

Marriage Material Score: 8

6. Queen Charlotte

Netflix

Queen Lottie might be perpetually #bored, but life with her would definitely not be boring. She literally discovered Mozart, so she has impeccable taste, even if her obsession with Daphne Bridgerton might be a little unwarranted.

+2 for slaying the wig game

Marriage Material Score: 8

5. Penelope Featherington

Netflix

I was going to rank Penelope lower, but then I found out (SPOILER) that she's living a whole ass double life as a mature gossip writer, and I'm about as agitated as Eloise on a ball day!

+2 for her acting skills because I did not see this coming

Marriage Material Score: 8.5

4. Lady Violet Bridgerton

Netflix

We all know who's really the leader of the Bridgerton fam. Lady Bridgerton wins points as one of the few in society who prioritizes love in a marriage. Skills include low-key creative baby names and general schemin'. Less skilled at telling her daughters what sex is.

+2 for getting sloshed on champers and giving zero fucks

Marriage Material Score: 9

3. Portia Featherington

Netflix

Say what you will about Portia, but she's definitely one pragmatic bitch. Sure she concocts an evil plot here and there, but in the end it's all just looking out for the best interests of her family. The devil works hard, but Portia works harder.

+2 because yellow is the new black

Marriage Material Score: 9

2. Colin Bridgerton

Netflix

Colin is 6'1", respects women, enjoys travel, and was hypothetically willing to raise another man's child in a time where a woman's virtue was IT. I stan.

+2 for pissing off Anthony

Marriage Material Score: 9.5

1. Lady Danbury

Netflix

Lady Danbury is living her best single life so I'm not sure whether she's down to marry, but if she is I'm ready to bend the knee right now.

+2 for calling Simon on his bullshit

Marriage Material: 10