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33 Insanely Weird Kitchen Tools That You Need In Your Life

Some of these things are not like the others.

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1. This razor vegetable peeler will nick your favorite veggie into picturesque slivers.

All that bathroom practice is finally put to good use elsewhere.

Get it from Amazon for $6.63.

2. This turntable cutting board will making chopping sound like music to your ears.

It's the rhythm of the knife, oh yeah!

Get it from Kohl's for $27.99.

3. This stormtrooper oven mitt will help you reach the dark side of your oven.

You're on your own for the rest of the stormtrooper suit.

Get it from ThinkGeek for $14.99.

4. This dust-pan serving tray is built for raking allllll the food into your mouth.

They're snacks, not garbage!

Get it from Fishs Eddy for $28.95.

5. This highlighter-pen baster will make adding sauces to your recipes a breeze.

This tool takes you from grilling steaks to baking turkeys.

Get it from Cool Things for $14.

6. This snow-globe kitchen timer will put a smile on your face during grueling recipes.

The cute little gnome makes it impossible to set it and forget it.

Get it from Amazon for $46.

7. This ice-pack flask will fool anyone inside or outside the kitchen.

For the treatment of various injuries.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

8. These clothespin chopsticks are super user-friendly.

Never lose a solo chopstick again!

Get them from CB2 for $3.95.

9. This garlic house will keep bulbs fresh without stinking up the place.

Not into garlic? Use it as a napkin dispenser instead.

Get it from UncommonGoods for $20.

10. This crayon batter dispenser lets you get your Picasso on with pancakes.

Free up your other hand for eggs and other breakfast stuff.

Get it from Amazon for $10.19.

11. This walnut case is perf for stashing nuts, candy, and secrets.

You don't have to use it for walnuts.

Get it from CB2 for $11.95.

12. This circular-saw pizza cutter will handle the heaviest cheese jobs.

The "blade" detaches for easy cleanup.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

13. This sea-urchin toothpick holder can stand its ground.

As charming as it is prickly.

Get it from UncommonGoods for $28.

14. This fried-egg cutting board will serve up more than breakfast.

Serves well cold, unlike an actual fried egg.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.

15. This mask bottle opener is glam enough to leave out on a bar cart.

Way easier to track down than your standard bottle opener.

Get it from Kate Spade New York for $40.

16. This disco-ball tumbler set is the ultimate in party sipping.

Shiny and no spillage!

Get it from for $35.

17. This clam snack bowl is good for stuff besides seafood.

Your hand's safe!

Get it from Retro Planet for $18.99.

18. This crossword-puzzle trivet really spells it out for eaters.

Can I get a nine-letter word that describes this dish? D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S.

Get it from Bonanza for $24.

19. This file-folder cutting board makes raking chopped stuff into a pot a breeze.

File this away as a smart find.

Get it from Amazon for $14.61.

20. This boat salt cellar is great for pretending to taste the salty sea air.

Equipped with a salt-wielding paddle, naturally.

Get it from UncommonGoods for $22.

21. This robot nutcracker will do your dirty snacking work.

One job we don't mind the robots taking away from humans.

Get it from Amazon for $26.29.

22. This tire bowl makes for a surprising candy stash spot.

Keep your colorful sugar cravings on the DL.

Get it from Perpetual Kid for $19.99.

23. This cactus sipper is ideal for clumsy people.

Reusable and prick-free.

Get it from Spencer's for $6.99.

24. This recycling bin coffee mug will make your coffee habit green AF.

A step up from your recyclable paper coffee cups.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

25. This briefcase grater will prevent tragic cheese loss.

Do what you love for work.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

26. This beer travel mug should be used responsibly.

Maybe don't sip out of it while driving your car.

Get it from Spencer's for $12.99.

27. This log cheese board is ready and waiting for your lumbersexual friends.

Give your favorite cheese the axe.

Get it from ModCloth for $29.99.

28. This Death Star tea infuser will convert you to the caffeinated side.

Subtle, but effective.

Get it from Hot Topic for $18.

29. This flower measuring spoon set will look pretty sitting on a countertop.

Plant and you shall receive.

Get the set from ModCloth for $29.99.

30. This set of toast coasters will sop up drink condensation.

Don't get confused! The cork makes a convincing whole-wheat substitute.

Get the set from Amazon for $9.99.

31. This newspaper fish-and-chips cone eliminates the pants-ruining mixture of grease and ink.

Something to read while you chow down.

Get it from West Elm for $24.

32. These people overflow heighteners will mind your pot for you.

Snap up a few for a cooking party.

Get them from Light in the Box for $1 each.

33. This house trivet will look cool and minimalist when not in use.

The only time you'll want a house to fall down.

Get it from the MoMA Store for $38.

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