Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. Wear an impromptu holiday armadillo tee when the costume shop is out of Santa Claus ensembles. etsy.com Get it from My Geek Tee on Etsy for $15.99. / Available in sizes S-3XL, two colors. 2. Or, go subtle with a holiday armadillo pin. etsy.com Get it from Katie Abey on Etsy for $7.69. 3. OR, opt for a pair of briefs to show your dino, Christmas cheer. us.asos.com Get them from ASOS for $8. / Available in sizes 2XS-XL. 4. Frame this couch print as a reminder that moving furniture is THE WORST. etsy.com Get it from kaylee jade prints on Etsy for $12.14+. / Available in two sizes. 5. Carry this tote for a continual state of complete awareness. society6.com Get it from Oh, Dakuwaqa! on Society6 for $15.30+. / Available in three sizes. 6. Let them dig for hors d'oeuvres on this cheese board. boxlunch.com Get the set from BoxLunch for $9.99. 7. Play paper dolls with these Ross magnets that capture his best moments. etsy.com Get them from Que Pin Que Pan Imanes on Etsy for $28. / Also available in Joey 1, Joey 2, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler. 8. Divvy up your toiletries in these tough travel tubes to prevent a MAJOR shampoo explosion. amazon.com And they'll stick to your hotel shower's tile wall!Get a set of three from Amazon for $16.95. 9. Always be repping extinct creatures with these socks. us.asos.com Get them from ASOS for $9.50. 10. Add a tombstone pin to your lapel when your ex and friend start dating each other and you keep screaming "I'M FINE!" etsy.com Get it from Girly Pop on Etsy for $12. 11. Prevent coworkers from eating the only good thing going on in your life by storing your sandwich in a lunch bug bag. amazon.com Get a box of 24 from Amazon for $7.40. 12. Burn the midnight oil during office hours while you chat with students that you are MOST DEFINITELY NOT dating with a Sauropod, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, or T-Rex lamp. modcloth.com, modcloth.com, modcloth.com, modcloth.com Get them from ModCloth for $39.99 each (Sauropod, Stegosaurus, Triceratops, or T-Rex). 13. Sip 'til you get to the surprise at the bottom of this peek-a-boo dino mug. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $14.99. / Available in two sizes. 14. Create your own Jurassic Park with this DIY terrarium kit. etsy.com Get it from Tierra Sol Studio on Etsy for $25+. 15. Skip the tanning salon and get a controlled tan on both sides of your body with this top-rated tanning bronze mousse. amazon.com This bottle costs the same as a trip to the salon, anyway.Get it from Amazon for $29.90. 16. Nurture your own personal dino with this add-water egg. urbanoutfitters.com Get it from Urban Outfitters $8 or 2 for $10. 17. Gift a sparkly pillow to your lifelong lobster. bedbathandbeyond.com Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $29.99+. 18. Pretend like you're an ~actual~ paleontologist in the field with an excavation kit. boxlunch.com Get it from BoxLunch for $7.99. 19. Hold on to important messages with this memo holder. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $11.99. 20. Sip out of this approps drinking glass as you follow along with the saga of Ross's nuptials. cafepress.com Get it from CafePress for $17.99. 21. Whip up some treats with this cookie cutter-and-frosting set. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $9.99. 22. Hatch a baby raptor with this adorable candle. firebox.com Get it from Firebox for $39. 23. Wear this not-so-subtle tee of his notorious excuse and spur a heated discussion with everyone you know. redbubble.com Get it from muscra3 on RedBubble for $24.80. / Available in sizes S-3XL, 18 colors. Now who's ready for a visit from the Holiday Armadillo?! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. Television / Via giphy.com Want more? See every single one of our 2016 gift guides here. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!