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    Updated on Sep 27, 2019. Posted on Sep 27, 2019

    28 Products Anyone Who Wishes They Could Find Bigfoot Will Adore

    Bigfoot is definitely out there, but until we find him, these products will have to do.

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    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. Get Dressed, Sasquatch!, a hilarious board book about a Sasquatch who's a nudist and will not live by a park ranger's rules. OK?!

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    Get it from Amazon for $7.19+.

    Also check out an equally cute Don't Eat Me, Chupacabra! ~bilingual~ book from the same series and a monster board book set.

    2. A motivational mug for an extra boost when you're sipping on that third cup of caffeine at 3 p.m. One of those days!

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    3. A motel-style keychain to keep you inspired and curious.

    MichaelSchultzDesign

    Get it from MichaelSchultzDesign on Etsy for $5.

    4. Wall art that'll make you say "That belongs in a museum!" and you'll be absolutely correct.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in 10 types/sizes).

    5. An action figure so you can fully act out your latest near-brush with the real thing. That snapping twig was TOTALLY the sound of an elusive cryptid running away, I swear.

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    Get it from Amazon for $14.87.

    6. A dad cap to wear and sing "These are a few of my favorite things...."

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    Get it from Amazon for $5.25+ (available in seven colors).

    7. A sliding enamel pin featuring Sasquatch coming out from behind the trees. A truly incredible image you can replay as many times as you want.

    PrettyUsefulCo

    Get it from PrettyUsefulCo on Etsy for $15.

    8. Friendly wall decals to help you keep your eye on the prize while you're indoors and not on the hunt. (OK but maybe you're indoors doing research.)

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    Get it from Kenna Sato Designs on Etsy for $33.99 (available in a variety of Sasquatch and tree colors).

    9. A family-friendly card game described as "Rummy meets Slapjack" that'd be perfect for a fun vacation takealong or just something to pass the time with the fam during a chilly fall night spent in a remote cabin!

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    Game play entails completing three of a kind or thre of the same category of cards. Sasquatch can be used as a wild card! It includes 128 cars, rulebook, and Sasquatch foldout poster. 2-8 players ages 6+, 10-20 min.

    Promising review: "It's the perfect camping/traveling game because the box is so small and easy to pack but don't let the size fool you; there's a whole lot of fun packed in there. It's also an ideal family game especially if you have younger kids with short attention spans because it plays fast, is easy to learn and will hold their attention. It's a lot of lighthearted fun. I like it so much that I'm giving it to all my siblings for Christmas." —Gary G

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    10. A *scented* plushie made to order and then snuggle on all kinds of adventures. Oh, people will def wanna photograph him.

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    FYI, this is a digital download so you receive the PDF patterns as soon as you buy.

    Get it from CryptidPlushies on Etsy for $40+ (available in 12 scents and with or without a coloring book).

    11. A trio of pocket journals perfect for logging your sightings and evidence you've stumbled across... or just to write down your grocery list. Bigfoot hunters have to eat too!

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    Each journal is 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper, and a pocket in the back.

    Get the three-pack from Amazon for $9.83.

    12. And a booklet of sticky notes to add some flair to your field notes.

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    It comes with one large square notepad and two smaller, foot-shaped pads.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.95.

    13. A skincare bar in an extremely handsome reusable tin anyone who's trying to use less plastic will find incredibly handy.

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    This soap is handcrafted from premium, natural ingredients and scented with 100% pure essential oils. NO harmful synthetic fragrance, preservative, artificial dyes, or chemicals. BTW, the bar is biodegradable.

    Promising review: "I bought my husband some Sasquatch Soap for Christmas a few years ago and he loved it! After that I bought him some other brands of natural soaps, but he never stopped talking about Sasquatch Soap. This Christmas I knew that no other soap would suffice. He loves it, and so do I! It has the best warm, earthy smell, not overpowering at all." —katie

    Get it from Amazon for $9.65.

    14. A giant fence ornament sure to keep your nosy neighbors at bay.

    EMCYardArt

    Get it from EMCYardArt on Etsy for $150.

    15. Funny boxers that'll look GREAT on you when you walk your wide stride to the kitchen for a midnight snack.

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    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in sizes S-XL).

    16. A pine-scented car air freshener to keep your dash stylin' and profilin' while letting other seekers know they're in good company in traffic.

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    Get it from Amazon for $5.97.

    17. A terrarium sticker with a most welcome guest.

    EldritchRach

    Get it from EldritchRach on Etsy for $2.60.

    18. A branding iron – it works on food, wood, leather, and many more surfaces to give everything you own a ~Sasquy~ touch.

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    Promising review: "We grill a lot and I thought a branding iron would be a perfect gift for my husband. I opened it to check out the product and I thought it was dirty looking compared to the picture. My husband really liked it and said that it was perfectly fine and any residue would burn off, (he knows more about this stuff than I do). Sure enough, he branded some beef steaks and chicken breasts. It was really fun and we can’t wait to use it when family come to grill out." —Gina

    Get it from Amazon for $18.80 (available in a variety of styles).

    19. A Lego minifig with a camera — it looks like the tables have turned...

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    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    20. A pair of cookie cutters so you can say things like "the proof is in the pudding" as you dip a Bigfoot cookie in some chocolate mousse.

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    Promising review: "These cutters are simply cool as all get out! We've used them for everything from cookies, brownies, and biscuits to eggs and hash browns. Kids love it." —Bob

    Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

    21. An ornament you might as well get now because the holidays always sneak up on everyone — kind of like me, sneaking up on Bigfoot and snapping the perfect picture. One day.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $15.90.

    22. And while you're at it, some wrapping paper to match all Bigfoot-related gifts you'll be giving out this holiday season.

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    Promising review: "While definitely not enough Bigfoot wrapping paper to wrap all of your Christmas gifts, it's just enough to accentuate your present pile with hilarity and a pop of color and joy. Love it." —alexandra k

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    23. A ball shooter because you need some protection while you're camped out doing surveillance in the woods.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.11.

    24. A dress-up booklet for anyone who thinks Bigfoot's confident swagger would be a big hit on the catwalk during NY Fashion Week.

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    It comes with 28 accessories so you can mix and max to your heart's delight.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.24.

    25. A keyring or zipper pull that'll make sure your keys are always easily found UNLIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW.

    ThatJewelryPlace

    Get it from ThatJewelryPlace on Etsy for $11 (with a bonus charm of an initial or heart).

    26. A pair of earrings so everyone knows what is on (and around) your mind.

    GrizzlyandWild

    Get them from GrizzlyandWild on Etsy for $9.

    27. A ~wild~ sticker to rep the need to keep Bigfoot's environment (and everyone's) environment better than we left it!

    Keep It Wild

    I gave this to my dad for Christmas last year. He loves national parks and the outdoors in general, and there have been Bigfoot sightings in North Carolina as a whole and in the Uwharrie National Forest near where my parents live. So yeah, Bigfoot sometimes comes up around the dinner table. —Elizabeth

    Get it from Keep it Wild for $3.

    28. And a BuzzFeed: Unsolved episode about Bigfoot because perhaps you're like Ryan and have a friend like Shane who needs a lil' convincing. Sit 'em down for this!

    BuzzFeed

    As a fellow BuzzFeed employee I know neither Ryan nor Shane but I love this show! They deep dive into all kinds of things I love, including ghosts, aliens, weird disappearances, men in black, Bigfoot... ya' get the drift. The episodes are packed with info *and* hilarious. Just like me! Jkjk —Elizabeth

    Watch it on Amazon Prime for free.

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