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27 Dark AF Pieces Of Decor To Match Your Soul

Black is such a happy color.

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1. A cat-skeleton candle so you can see what it looks like on the inside with only a wee bit of a mess.

hottopic.com

Promising Review: "Really fun to watch it melt. I kept it on a paper plate and was left with a big, satisfying pile of wax. The back is the last thing to melt and the metal skeleton becomes stained black with soot, which makes the effect even cooler." --Emily Baker

Get it from Hot Topic or Amazon for $33.99+ (available in gray, pink, and black).

3. An approps coffee mug for each hand because you like your coffee black, just like your metal.

4. This wicker peacock chair that's just like Morticia Addams's -- except black!

worldmarket.com, Filmways Television

Promising Review: "It really makes a statement. If you comparison shop, it's a shock what other retailers have it priced at...like five times what it is here. I wish I had room for two!" --DM

Get it from World Market for $399.99.

5. And a budget-friendly(ish) ~ghost~ chair in the style of Phillippe Starck that won't leave you throwing a wake for your bank account.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I bought this for my makeup table and absolutely love it! I put a sheepskin over it to keep the cold plastic away from my skin. It looks gorgeous!" --Nightwitch

Get it from Amazon for $55.74 (available in eight colors).

6. This planchette soap for your bathroom that no one's actually allowed to use.

blackcraftcult.com

It's formaldehyde-, and phthalate-free, color with activated charcoal, 100% vegan and smells like pumpkin pie!

Get it from Black Craft Cult for $15.

8. Some bird-skull drawer pulls to bring that hand-me-down dresser over to the dark (but also shiny) side.

etsy.com

Promising Review: "I just received my drawer pulls today and couldn't be happier! They were shipped promptly, well-packaged, and arrived with no problems at all. They are the perfect detail to finish our decor." --Angel Menchaca McKrola

Get them from BlueBayerDesignNYC on Etsy for $14 each (also available in gold bird skull, gold human skull, silver human skull, ram skull, bat skull, and anatomical heart).

9. A dreadfully darling chandelier to cast some light, but not too much light.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Black isn't for everyone, but I love this chandelier in my bathroom. I bought a tan Roman shade and this stands out against that backdrop. Looks really pretty when lit up. The details are nice. It gives off just enough light." --ellen2822

Get it from Amazon for $71.46 (also available in pink and white).

10. A set of nine tiny handy push pins that beckon to you from within the walls.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I love these push pins! I bought them to hang my necklaces on a cork board and they are so interesting. Several people have commented on how cool they are. I especially like that the fingers are spread a bit so you can thread thin chains between them and have multiple necklaces hanging from one hand." --Amazon Customer

Get them from Amazon for $16.95.

11. An ethereal bed canopy compatible with any kind of headboard or bed frame.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "My sleep is sweeter because of it. Its more beautiful than in the picture. My sister visited from Georgia recently and she literally was awe struck when she saw mine. We were on Amazon purchasing her a Burgundy color before day's end." --Zoie L. Squire

Get it from Amazon for $40.24 (also available in black and white).

16. An eight-pack of gray towels because you and I both know mascara and eyeliner are going to get all over them anyway.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "These towels are really well-made. They are super soft and do not pell at all like some of the more expensive towels I have purchased. The color is a deep smoky gray and they are holding up nicely!" --AudraM

Get them from Amazon for $25.99+ (available in seven colors).

18. This tiny coffin for warding off potential thieves from some of your most valuable possessions.

20. A 500-pack of faux rose petals to set the mood for your ~immortal~ love.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "They were a deep black and very easy to take apart. I was very happy with this purchase and am so happy I can reuse them. Great investment." --Davina White

Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

24. This bloody bath mat as a reminder to clean up after all your messes.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I was afraid that the footprints' quality would tarnish after washing and drying. But to my surprise, it was as good as new." --Brix3

Get it from Amazon for $19.22.

26. An ash tray equipped with tormented souls taxed with catching your ashes (or loose change) for all eternity.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I got this for my dad who is not a smoker, but loves anything with skulls and/or flames. This works just as well for just a little catch-all tray. My dad keeps it on his dresser for his keys, change, etc. It's heavy and very sturdy." --Princess Brandy Alexander

Get it from Amazon for $9.97.

27. And a The Mountain Goats "Goths" vinyl that isn't ~technically~ goth decor, but is v good and carries the name in title.

mergerecords.com

The Mountain Goats' 16th full-length album that's all about growing up goth has of imagery befitting the state of mind, like a castle's keep, serpent's tooth, and blood pacts...and that's in just the first track, "Rain in Soho!" (NPR has the first listen here.)

Get it from Amazon for $20.74 (also available in MP3 and CD).

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