1. A pair of foal earrings that'll let you take a horse with you everywhere -- minus the whinnying.
Get them from ModCloth for $11.99.
2. A barn or horse face clock to keep time 'til you can pet another pony.
3. A plush Palomino for snuggling with in your bed while your IRL equine is dozing for the night.
Get it from Amazon for $12.46.
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4. Or a horse body pillow for some ~lifelike~ equine spooning.
Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95.
5. A pair of show-horse tats to share with a friend that isn't an actual horse.
Get a set of two from Spring for $2.50.
6. A stirrup necklace that'll give any ensemble a leg up.
7. A fragrance inspired by cowboys standing under an open sky, or something like that.
Get it from Nordstrom for $175+.
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8. A lace-up top that looks like it's worn-in from galloping across open fields.
Get it from Forever21 for $15.90. / Available in sizes S-L.
9. Some cute wellies for stomping through mud for feeding time.
Get them from Tractor Supply for $19.99. / Available in whole sizes 6-10.
10. A shampoo-and-conditioner duo that proves BFFs can share hair care products.
Get them from Amazon for $17.22.
11. And a top-rated tough detangling brush for helping each other tackle knots.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
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12. A colorful silhouette pillow for dressage-ing up your couch.
Get it from Target for $19.99.
14. An instructional book to help you draw more lifelike buds all over class notes, notebooks, and more.
15. And an adult coloring book that lets you create the jewel-tone horses of your dreams.
Get it from Amazon for $8.12.
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16. Some riding boots that are comfy on wide widths and calves.
Get them from Torrid for $74.90. / Available in sizes 7-12.5.
17. A pair of horse-y socks in your pick of three different designs.
Get them from Amazon for $8.
18. A whimsical horse-print tee that'll look all drapey and chic with your denim skirts.
Get it from ModCloth for $44.99. / Available in sizes 2XS-L, 1XL-4XL.
19. And/or a pretty dress in the same horse print.
Get it from ModCloth for $89.99. / Available in sizes XS-4XL.
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20. An amulet pouch necklace that's kinda like a saddle bag for your neck.
Get it from Winter Session for $38. / Available in three colors.
21. A pretty print that proves horses are super friendly while solo *or* with a BFF.
22. A Li'l Sebastian souvenir tee from when you make it to the Pawnee Harvest Festival.
Get it from RedBubble for $24.80. / Available in sizes S-3XL, 18 colors.
23. A horse rolling pin for whipping up some post-ride cookies.
Get it from HappyRollingPin on Etsy for $19.99+. / Available in five variations.
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24. A western shirt you can live in while on or off a horse.
25. A horse-collar wall mirror for ensuring you're pony-perfect.
Get it from Cabela's for $149.99.
26. A leather keychain that's nearly as pricey as the real thing. Jk real horses are way more expensive than $240.
Get it from Selfridges for $240.
27. And a luxe Chloé saddlebag purse that you should let NOWHERE NEAR an actual horse.
Get it from Saks Fifth Avenue for $1,490. / Available in five colors.
