Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed 1. A pair of foal earrings that'll let you take a horse with you everywhere -- minus the whinnying. modcloth.com Get them from ModCloth for $11.99. 2. A barn or horse face clock to keep time 'til you can pet another pony. shopspring.com, shopspring.com Get them from Spring for $48.99 (left, right). 3. A plush Palomino for snuggling with in your bed while your IRL equine is dozing for the night. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $12.46. 4. Or a horse body pillow for some ~lifelike~ equine spooning. plowhearth.com Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95. 5. A pair of show-horse tats to share with a friend that isn't an actual horse. shopspring.com Get a set of two from Spring for $2.50. 6. A stirrup necklace that'll give any ensemble a leg up. etsy.com Get it from ideana on Etsy for $34.95. / Available in seven colors, two finishes. 7. A fragrance inspired by cowboys standing under an open sky, or something like that. shop.nordstrom.com Get it from Nordstrom for $175+. 8. A lace-up top that looks like it's worn-in from galloping across open fields. forever21.com Get it from Forever21 for $15.90. / Available in sizes S-L. 9. Some cute wellies for stomping through mud for feeding time. tractorsupply.com Get them from Tractor Supply for $19.99. / Available in whole sizes 6-10. 10. A shampoo-and-conditioner duo that proves BFFs can share hair care products. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $17.22. 11. And a top-rated tough detangling brush for helping each other tackle knots. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $8.99. 12. A colorful silhouette pillow for dressage-ing up your couch. target.com Get it from Target for $19.99. 13. An adorable hand-knit horse ornament in brown or gray. crateandbarrel.com, crateandbarrel.com Get them from Crate & Barrel for $9.95 each. / Available in brown (left), gray (right). 14. An instructional book to help you draw more lifelike buds all over class notes, notebooks, and more. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $8.13 (hardcover), $7.99 (Kindle). 15. And an adult coloring book that lets you create the jewel-tone horses of your dreams. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $8.12. 16. Some riding boots that are comfy on wide widths and calves. torrid.com Get them from Torrid for $74.90. / Available in sizes 7-12.5. 17. A pair of horse-y socks in your pick of three different designs. amazon.com, amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $8. 18. A whimsical horse-print tee that'll look all drapey and chic with your denim skirts. modcloth.com Get it from ModCloth for $44.99. / Available in sizes 2XS-L, 1XL-4XL. 19. And/or a pretty dress in the same horse print. modcloth.com Get it from ModCloth for $89.99. / Available in sizes XS-4XL. 20. An amulet pouch necklace that's kinda like a saddle bag for your neck. winter-session.com Get it from Winter Session for $38. / Available in three colors. 21. A pretty print that proves horses are super friendly while solo *or* with a BFF. urbanoutfitters.com, urbanoutfitters.com Get them from Urban Outfitters for $29+ (left, right). / Available in five sizes. 22. A Li'l Sebastian souvenir tee from when you make it to the Pawnee Harvest Festival. redbubble.com Get it from RedBubble for $24.80. / Available in sizes S-3XL, 18 colors. 23. A horse rolling pin for whipping up some post-ride cookies. etsy.com Get it from HappyRollingPin on Etsy for $19.99+. / Available in five variations. 24. A western shirt you can live in while on or off a horse. levi.com Get it from Levi's for $54.50. / Available in sizes XS-2XL, eight colors. 25. A horse-collar wall mirror for ensuring you're pony-perfect. cabelas.com Get it from Cabela's for $149.99. 26. A leather keychain that's nearly as pricey as the real thing. Jk real horses are way more expensive than $240. selfridges.com Get it from Selfridges for $240. 27. And a luxe Chloé saddlebag purse that you should let NOWHERE NEAR an actual horse. saksfifthavenue.com Get it from Saks Fifth Avenue for $1,490. / Available in five colors. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!