1. A couple of Patsy and Edina Lego lookalikes that'll fly under Saffy's watchful radar.
2. A look-at-me tank for picking up some young male models.
3. Some wall art that will sound appetizing to even Patsy.
4. A pair of Edina-style leggings to wear with your oversized tees.
5. A full series set -- in fab packaging -- for revisiting every moment.
6. A cross-stitch pattern to ward off pesky offspring.
7. A folding tote in a watermelon or floral print you picked up from Strand Books when you dropped in to see Serge.
8. A dated crop top that'll make your friends coo, "Sweetie, darling!"
9. A Patsy notebook that shows you're scarily efficient.
10. A champagne cooler so your bubbly will always be at the perfect guzzling temp.
11. A Patsy-perfect white blazer for looking like you have your shit together instead living in your friend's utility closet.
12. And an Edina-style sequin bomber for watching your nemesis accept an award at the annual PR awards luncheon.
13. A poster as a daily reminder of appropriate guidance.
14. A tee to sport while you're landing the hot new PR account.
15. A set of prayer candles with Saint Saffy because she's probably the one that'll actually answer your prayers, anyway.
16. A plush dolphin to match the live one in your bathroom's relaxing swimming tank.
17. A little Lacroix for your wrist. Lacroix, sweetie!
18. A vodka tee to remind you of the airplane bottle you left hidden in your hair.
19. A better version of Eddie's go-to black topper. (Shhh, don't tell her.)
20. A wristlet for when the real champs (hopefully never) runs out.
21. A pair of knockers Edina would proudly wear.
22. An Adidas by Stella sweat-wicking tee that you'll just wear while Stella's not around.
23. And a festive card for everyone in your life who's not a bitch troll from hell.
