Lane's Pillow Lips
Nathan Lane is releasing a product meant to "boost lip volume up to 40 percent," which makes sense because -- oh wait, no, that makes NO SENSE AT ALL.
Weirder yet, Jodie Foster is expected to "provide funding." Is it just me, or is the thought of Nathan Lane and Jodie Foster chatting about lip volume utterly ridiculous? Actually, isn't the thought of Nathan Lane and Jodie Foster just talking ridiculous?