27 Weird AF Kitchen Products You Didn’t Know Existed

They make carrot sharpeners. Why?

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1. This bottle topper that gives you a nice steady stream on your condiments.

Get it on Amazon for $7.

2. These urinal shot glasses that will get you piss drunk.

Get the set on Amazon for $13.

3. This carrot sharpener that’s here to sharpen your flavors.

Get one from Amazon for $3.

4. This egg separator that’s probably one of the worst ways to make breakfast.

Get it on Amazon for $11.

5. This set of finger sporks for an eating challenge.

Get a set from Amazon for $14.

6. This pickle picker to pick your pickled peppers playfully.

Get one from Amazon for $9.

7. This ham dogger to turn any meat into a hot dog.

Get one from Amazon for $10.

8. This salt and pepper set that’s makin’ bacon.

Get it on Amazon for $11.

9. This plunger wine stopper that does just the opposite and clogs up your bottles.

Get it on Amazon for $8.

10. This spider mug so your guests will never ask for coffee when they’re over.

Get it on Amazon for $15. You can also find the matching bowl here and the Octopus version here.

11. This Beer Vibrator to give your beer that satisfying head.

Get one from Amazon for $30.

12. This bubble wrap oven mitt with the right amount of tactile feels.

Get it on Amazon for $15.

13. This vertical egg cooker to make what looks like an egg dildo.

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Get one from Amazon for $20.

14. This flower pot prop that spins when the heat is on.

Get one from Amazon for $14.

15. This dinosaur masher that’s sure to make potatoes scream out in terror.

Get it on Amazon for $10.

16. These cockroach printed sandwich bags to keep people from eating your stuff and probably talking to you for the rest of the day.

Get it on Amazon for $6.

17. This egg cuber to add some dimension to your eggs.

Get one from Amazon for $12.

18. This toothpick holder that’s pretty fucking brutal.

Get it on Amazon for $10.

19. This citrus reamer that looks like some terrible alien probe.

Get one from Amazon for $24.

20. This decanter that’s like a glass Boa constrictor.

Get one from Amazon for $403.

21. This car-like garlic chopper that destroys its clove passengers the more you drive.

Get one from Amazon for $10.

22. This hot dog curler to spiral up anything sausage-shaped.

Get it on Amazon for $4.

23. This citrus squeezer that’s here to abduct all of our lemons.

Get one on Amazon for $74.

24. This alli-grater that seems like a great grater.

Get one on Amazon for $13.

25. This snap-on beer pourer to make canned beer taste like it’s from the tap.

Get one on Amazon for $15.

If it’s sold out you can also check here.

26. This banana injector so you can have every bite be an adventure in flavor.

Get it from Fishpond for $15.

27. And this duck carcass presser to squeeze out all those precious juices from their dead bodies to use in ~sauces~.

Get one for your duck on Amazon for $3,609.

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