Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. Some chew toys. But you'll just need to hold their ears back when they're done. amazon.com, amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $8. / Also available in a beer, white wine, whiskey, champagne, and tequila versions. 2. A ring that shows they'll be your bestie for a million years, that's like seven million dog years. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $10. / Available in sizes 5-10. 3. A hide-a-squirrel toy that'll be a perfect thank you for that time they helped you negotiate the terms of your leash. amazon.com, amazon.com Get it on Amazon starting at $8. / Available in junior, large, ginormous, and jumbo. 4. A mug that explains to the world why you're such a hard worker. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $11. 5. A bed that's just pawfect for a night in. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $29. / Available in a variety of colors. 6. This magnet because you know they'll always be your ride-or-die BFF. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $7. 7. A onesie and bandana set that'll look totally fetching. etsy.com Get the set from Madison James Inspired on Etsy for $20. / Available in NB-12 months. 8. A necklace/dog tag set that will really say "I ruff you." etsy.com Get the set at Pawsitively Crystals on Etsy starting at $24. / Available in gold or silver, with varying clasp sizes, and additional charms. 9. A patch of grass for when they need to go shih tzu and can't make it outside. amazon.com, amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $28. 10. A sign that let's everyone know you're tired of being hounded by humans. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $5. 11. A treat-dispensing toy for when you need to whippet, whippet good. amazon.com, amazon.com Get the small size for $14 and the large for $16 on Amazon. 12. A dish towel for when you finally decide to whip up some woofles. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $12+. / Available in plain weave and flour sack material options. 13. A shampoo that's pawesome for dealing with their itchy skin. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $10. 14. A beer mug for when you've had a ruff day and just wanna relax your tired dawgs. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $13. 15. A set of matching T-shirts because besties = twinsies! etsy.com Get the matching set at CelebriT on Etsy starting at $28. / Available in sizes S-3XL and in a variety of colors. 16. A custom-made necklace that everyone will really dig. amazon.com Get it customized on Amazon for $30. / Available in a variety of chain lengths, metals, and with different animal options. 17. A toy they can use when their canines fall out. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $11. 18. A pillow that explains who the alpha is in your relationship. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $18. 19. Some treats because who's a good boy? amazon.com, amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $8. / Available in apple dumpling, peanut butter and jelly, blueberry cobbler, and chicken pot pie. 20. A wine glass that is tired of other people's judgements. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $16. 21. A necklace that you just mutt have. etsy.com Get a set from Toodaughters on Etsy for $29. / Customizable with your initials. 22. A mug for when humans are being repugnant. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $12. 23. A set of custom stickers so that you can put their face on everything! mystickerface.com Get a customized set from My Sticker Face starting at $9. 24. A designer bag toy because it's almost their birthday and you know they've eyeing that purse from Barkdorf Goodman. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $12. / Also available in Pawda, Chewy Vuiton, Michael Klaws, Gucchewi, Kate Spayed, Fendig, Pawlenciaga, and Chewnel. 25. A custom blanket so they can be as snug as a pug in a rug. etsy.com Get it from Embroidery by Sharon on Etsy for $21. / Available in a variety of colors. 26. A pillow case that explains how things are divided up in your house. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $18. 27. And a treat dispensing, Wi-Fi enabled, two-way audio camera because you know you can't get through the day without their perfect furry face. amazon.com, amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $211. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!