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1. A flash drive that will be eggplant-celent for storing all your things.
Get it on Amazon starting at $12. / Available in 4GB, 8GB, and 12GB options.
2. A tote that's filled with compliments and all your favorite veggies.
Get it on Amazon for $20.
3. A plush onion that'll never make you cry.
Get it on Amazon for $14.
4. A kitchen towel that answers when someone asks if you wanna do the dishes.
Get it on Amazon for $12.
5. An apron you can wear during your next DJ set.
Get it on Amazon for $14.
6. A necklace so you can have your favorite food group close to your heart.
Get it from Anurain Design on Etsy starting at $10. / Available in aluminum or brass and with a variety of chain options.
7. A pair of slippers that are a little tired of getting such a bad rap.
Get them on Amazon for $18. / Also available in mushroom and strawberry options.
8. This magnet that just wants everyone to know that veggies totally help you relax.
Get it on Amazon for $7.
9. A T-shirt that shows your garden spirit.
Get it on Amazon starting at $9. / Available in sizes S-5XL and a variety of colors.
10. A pen to jot down all the things you carrot forget.
11. A face mask that'll let you rock out with your broc out.
Get a set of 10 on Amazon for $12.
12. A veggie brush that ain't no scrub.
Get it on Amazon for $6.
13. A pair of eggplant earrings that are the perfect shade of purple.
Get them on Amazon for $11.
14. A plush toy for when you want to relax and get some peas and quiet.
Get it on Amazon for $15.
15. A whisk that'll be perfect for when you make carrot cake.
Get it on Amazon for $13.
16. A sweatshirt you can wear when you want to celery-brate.
Get it from Courtney's Medium on Etsy for $40.
18. A ring you can get as a perk of being a cauliflower lover.
Get it from Miniature Patisserie on Etsy for $40.
19. A pair of sandals that just want to lettuce know they're really cute.
20. A sweatshirt to show just what you need to survive.
Get it from Wild Hearts on Etsy for $24. / Available in sizes S-L and in black, gray, and maroon.
21. A spoon to help you get your daily fix of your favorite foods.
Get it from Milk and Honey on Etsy for $25.
22. A pin that'll be your badge of honor.
Get it from Good Good Pins on Etsy for $10.
23. A pair of garlic earrings that technically aren't a vegetable but we're still totally rooting for them.
Get them on Amazon for $10.
24. A kitchen towel that actually has a fungus on it but, like it says, you gotta let that shiitake go.
Get it on Amazon for $12.
25. A pair of socks that are basically a salad for your feet.
Get them on Amazon for $14.
26. A pair of broccoli earrings because you're a total stalker.
Get them from Caramela Handmade on Etsy for $9.
