Zoe Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. This necklace that will help them lay out their escape route from reality. etsy.com Get it from from J Design on Etsy for $12. 2. This pouch to carry their emergency kit for when they finally decide to just drop everything and go. target.com Get it at Target for $10. 3. This tank that'll remind them of all the things they love when they're having a terrible day. target.com Get it at Target for $5. 4. This self-tanner gift bag that'll give them some faux sunshine. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $21. 5. This stationary set to let them get a round in even if they can't *actually* go anywhere. boxlunch.com Because who can really focus on work when the outdoors exist?Get it at Box Lunch for $8. 6. This festive ornament that (tbh) is basically how people decorate trees in Hawaii... which is where we all wish we were right now. amazon.com Get it at Amazon for $12. 7. This pin because they're currently not on vacation and there are very few things that will bring a smile to their face the way a seal in a floaty will. Get it from We Are Extinct on Etsy for $9. 8. These espadrilles because they do like piña coladas but not the rain, or work or real life currently. soludos.com Get them at Soludos for $47. 9. These tropical scented candles to let at least one of their senses go on vacation. lillypulitzer.com Get them at Lilly Pulitzer for $32 each. 10. This tote that is basically reading their mind. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $54. 11. This sun hat to wear year round (because that's the only way they're gonna get through it). etsy.com Get it from Harwen House Designs on Etsy for $50. 12. This t-shirt that's basically their vision board for the next four years. saksoff5th.com Get it at Saks Off 5th for $15. 13. This stamp to use to create a tropical paradise, even if it's just on paper. etsy.com Get it at Beast Quality Products on Etsy for $6. 14. This passport holder that'll also serve as their out-of-office reply. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $24. 15. These tags to ensure they'll always find their luggage easily. etsy.com Get it from Artful Creations By Deb on Etsy for $4. 16. These sunnies to protect them from the sun (and to hide the tears they shed when they're *not* on vacation). diffeyewear.com Get them at Diff Eyewear for $75. 17. A palm tree necklace that's a delicate reminder of how much greater a vacation would be than the dumpster fire that is reality. etsy.com Get it from Cre Bijoux on Etsy for $11. 18. This travel tote that'll be perfect for everyday... and also for when they finally do get the hell out of here. lacoste.com It also conveniently matches one of the colors from the Canadian flag... just saying. Get it at Lacoste for $70. 19. This travel friendly cocktail kit so they never have to leave home without their signature cocktail. anthropologie.com Get it at Anthropologie for $24. 20. This t-shirt that lists all their demands. etsy.com Get it from Apparel Sphere on Etsy for $17. 21. This towel for when they get out of the shower and realize this is actually real life, and it's not the beach. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $14. 22. This flamingo card holder to give them a little something tropical. urbanoutfitters.com Get it at Urban Outfitters for $12. 23. This pool float that lets them take some control back from the dumpster fires of reality (and that also works for when they do finally get pool side). thrice.com Get it on Thrice for $50. 24. This book that'll help them escape through its pages. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $25. 25. These little drink umbrellas so they can turn their daily coffee into something tropical. amazon.com It's better than substituting coffee with Vodka... or is it?Get them on Amazon for $13. 26. This phone case so they can call for help from the heavy reality that is life. forever21.com Get it at Forever 21 for $15. 27. This sleep mask because maybe real life is just a dream and they'll wake up just in time to catch their flight to Fiji. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $14. 28. This picture because they really need a little pineapple in the sand. urbanoutfitters.com Like bad. Get it at Urban Outfitters starting at $19. 29. This adorable turtle drink ware set that they can pour all their sorrows into. burlingtoncoatfactory.com Get the set at Burlington for $40. 30. This camera so they can document their happy times on vacation, or just those rare ones IRL. amazon.com Stay positive people!Get it on Amazon for $51. 31. And some sunblock for when they finally get on that beach because they can't get burned... again. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $7. Want more? See every single one of our 2016 gift guides here. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!