1. A tube of Essence Lash Princess Mascara that'll leave you with lashes that look so damn long people will think you're wearing falsies — but you're not! And you didn't have the struggle of trying to put on fake lashes.
2. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you'll quickly wonder how you ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO good on pizza.
3. An attention-worthy bumper sticker that'll have everyone honking at you.
4. A compact coffee mug warmer so you never have to worry about that forgotten cup of coffee on your desk that gets ice cold before you finally have a chance to drink it.
5. A pack of Affresh dishwasher cleaner tablets — just throw them in and they'll penetrate, dissolve, and remove any odor-causing residue or lime and mineral buildup. Maintenance, folks, it's part of adulthood, who knew.
6. A bottle of L'Oreal Paris Elvive 8 Second Wonder Water Lamellar, a rinse-out moisturizing hair treatment that can leave your hair silkier and shinier than you've ever seen it.
7. A pack of facial and eyebrow razors that'll help shape your eyebrows, remove fine hairs, and smooth your skin.
8. A sturdy doormat that ::whispering:: you'll never be able to escape.
9. A jar of Biscoff Cookie Spread. Look. I fly Delta, I know how delicious the cookie version tastes and if this stuff is even half as delicious I am going to need a whole barrel delivered to my house ASAP.
10. A just plain fantastic Shrek pooping toothpaste topper. I think it speaks for itself.
11. A jewelry-cleaning Diamond Dazzle Stik to help polish your jewels and make them shine bright like...well, like a diamond.
12. A pack of reusable Debbie Meyer Green Bags designed to keep your fruits, veggies, and cut flowers super fresh for a super long time.
13. A hard-working jar of the The Pink Stuff — a cleaning paste designed to get off any and every stuck, caked, and cooked on mess you can think of.
14. A roll-on Migrastil Migraine Stick made with a combination of essential oils that can help soothe away the pains and symptoms caused by headaches — everyday, annoying headaches that literally everyone causes you.
15. A pack of very handy LokiStashed Velvet Hair Tie Scrunchies designed with a hidden zipper pocket so you can store your keys, money... any of the small things.
16. A weekly Wet & Forget Shower Cleaner that requires no scrubbing — just spray it on your shower surfaces after you shower and rinse it off during your next shower. It'll clean away in between.
17. A magnetic charging cord to keep all your dangling wires tangle-free when you're not using them.
18. A microplane foot file to easily (and instantly) remove that dry cracked skin from your feet.
19. A bottle of Better Life Natural Tub and Tile Cleaner — a natural, plant-based cleaner that dissolves soap scum, rust, mold, mildew, hard water stains, and mineral deposits. But the best part is its eucalyptus and tea tree scent.
20. A rejuvenating LilyAna Naturals Eye Cream to help decrease puffiness, dark circles, and fine lines around your eyes so you look well-rested even when you're not.
21. A pack of hydrocolloid, tea tree, calendula oil, and CICA-infused acne patches which easily blend into your skin while they spot treat your pimples.
22. A bottle of Drop It Wine Drops — it naturally reduces sulfites and tannins in wine which are what can lead to those horrible headaches. Just put a few drops into your glass and it gets to work in just about 20 seconds.
23. A very handy Instant Pot Magnetic Cheat Sheet Set filled with so much useful information — like cooking times and liquid ratios — you can make your favorite Instant Pot recipes even easier than before.
24. A pack of stain-removing, nontoxic cleaning cups perfect for cleaning the inside of your Keurig or K-Cup coffee machine.
25. A reusable oil-absorbing Revlon Volcanic Face Roller to soak up any excess oil instantly. It can easily replace blotting papers and it can be used on a clean or finished face — it won’t mess up your makeup!
26. A pack of bedsheet suspenders so you can keep those pesky bed corners covered — yes, this is what bothers you now. You've officially become your parents.
27. A pack of Bottle Bright for an all-natural, biodegradable, odor-free way to clean your water bottle.
28. A pack of light dimming stickers designed specifically to cover those constant blinking LED lights on all your electronics that brighten your room — when you're trying to sleep.
29. A Vive Cosmetics matte liquid lipstick in Amor Eterno which is a deliciously rich darkish red that will not rub off — if you're anything like me and love a red lip but also love to eat 23 out of the 24 hours in a day, this is the red lip of your dreams. This. Is. It.
30. An awesome Mystical Fire Flame Colorant that'll turn your fire into a colorful light show. Just drop the pack unopened onto your fire and watch as the vibrant colors come to life.
31. A bottle of fast-acting, nontoxic Folex Carpet Spot Remover – it works on any color carpet or material to remove tough spots and stains. Plus it doesn't leave a sticky residue and it requires no rinsing or vacuuming.
32. A bottle of Bio-Oil Multiuse Skincare Oil which is clinically proven to work against scars (once they're fully healed) while helping with uneven skin tone, dryness, and aging skin.
33. An exfoliating shower mitt designed to buff away any dead skin and leave you with super soft skin. It's made of a viscose material that isn't too harsh but still rough enough to exfoliate and soft enough to buff and smooth.
34. A bottle of Bayes Wood and Bamboo Conditioner and Protectant to clean, condition, and protect your worn and tired cutting boards and cooking tools.
35. A bottle of Downy Wrinkle Release Spray to help you look like you didn't just roll out of bed — also, please tuck in your shirt!
36. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes that'll attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.
37. A 100% natural pumice stone toilet bowl cleaner to scrub away any rust or lime buildup on your porcelain throne.
38. A bottle of Dr Song Benzoyl Peroxide Face and Body Wash formulated with 10% benzoyl peroxide to help really penetrate deep into your skin while being nonirritating. Body acne be gone!
39. A bottle of Ecotools Makeup Brush Cleaner so you can finally get your brushes back to their original, soft, and totally clean condition.
40. A bottle of First Aid Beauty KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub formulated with 10% AHA to decongest pores while it gently exfoliates your skin.
41. A pair of Bambody Absorbent Panties that can absorb as much as two tampons.
42. A super-genius luggage-mounted cup caddy that slides right onto the handle so you always have a place to put your coffee when you're carrying a million other things.
43. A set of hoodie hangers! Yes, there is a hanger out there specifically for your favorite hoodie (I guess once in a while you actually do take it off). It clips onto your closet rod and gives you instant access to your hoodie.
44. A perfect little stainless-steel Rada Cutlery tomato slicing knife designed specifically for cutting those pesky (but so delicious) tomatoes that don't always get along with your other knives.
45. A gentle Debrox Earwax Removal Aid that'll cleanse your ears using microfoam that softens earwax, making it easy to get right out.
46. A pair of microfiber mop slippers that cover your shoes or your bare feet to help you mop up all the messes while you walk around the house — they're also super easy to clean! Just pop them in the washing machine.
47. A leather cleaner to help freshen up your couch, chairs...ottomans — any of your leather goods INCLUDING faux leather.
48. A tube of Grande Cosmetics GrandeLASH-MD Lash Enhancing Serum created with a perfect mix of vitamins, peptides, and amino acids that can give you longer, thicker-looking lashes in just about six weeks.
49. A pack of M3 Naturals Retainer and Denture Cleaner to get rid of any odor or buildup that's stuck on. Just drop one tablet into warm tap water along with your dental appliance in just a few minutes they'll be like new.
50. A pack of clog-removing drain tools that'll get deep down in there to get anything blocking up your sink and drains.
51. A super intense grout cleaner that'll get rid of years and years... and years of gross build-up.
52. A microfiber blinds duster designed with spaced-out fingers so you can brush along every slat in a totally painless process.
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