1. A microplane foot file to easily remove that dry cracked skin from your feet.
2. A super bubbly disposer foaming drain and pipe cleaner that'll safely deodorize your garbage disposal while it scrubs away any tough grunge or buildup that causes your sink to back up and maybe even smell a little bit. It comes in a biodegradable packet that you can just drop in.
3. A professional-level teeth whitening pen for getting your pearly whites actually white in just a few uses.
4. A dishwasher cleaner capable of getting deep down in there to dissolve and remove odor-causing residue, get rid of lime and mineral buildup, and basically make your dishwasher look and work like new.
5. A tube of Essence Lash Princess Mascara that'll leave you with lashes that look so damn long people will think you're wearing falsies — but you're not! And you didn't have the struggle of trying to put on fake lashes.
6. A collagen coating hair protein treatment made with Ceramide 3 to help your heat-damaged hair come back to life.
7. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes designed to help give your leafy green friends the yummy nutrients they need (for up to two months) — and since now you'll have a plant that doesn't die the second it comes into your home, you'll need to keep buying these nutritious little sticks.
8. A magical little pack of Affresh washing machine cleaner wipes designed to help remove any buildup and residue on your appliance — it's also made of a thick material that won't tear when you start wiping away.
9. A magnificent TubShroom, because if you've ever had to deal with a clogged bathtub drain, you never want to have to deal with it again — and this little guy will make sure you don't have to!
10. A reusable ChomChom Roller Dog Hair Remover that'll seriously get rid of that unintentional fur pillow/blanket/sofa you have with just a few rolls. And before you ask, it doesn't use sticky tape! It's made using a sturdy brush system.
11. A bottle of Ecotools Makeup Brush Cleaner so you can finally get your brushes back to their original, soft, and totally clean condition.
12. A hard-working jar of the The Pink Stuff — a cleaning paste designed to get off any and every stuck, caked, and cooked-on mess you can think of.
13. A far-reaching dryer vent lint brush that'll get deep in there to scoop out all the gross debris that clogs up your vents.
14. A two-piece eyebrow soap kit — a clear setting cream you can brush through your eyebrows to add thickness, volume, and texture. It also nourishes and conditions your brows.
15. A memory foam wedge pillow for all of you out there who are just like me and love having that extra cushion around your knees when you sleep.
16. A bottle of fast-acting, nontoxic Folex Carpet Spot Remover – it works on any color carpet or material to remove tough spots and stains. Plus it doesn't leave a sticky residue and it requires no rinsing or vacuuming.
17. A pack of adhesive cable clips that'll finally detangle all your cords while making sure that they're easily accessible.
18. A pack of bra strap clips to help hold everything in place and stop you from doing the grab for your sliding straps every 20 seconds.
19. A Diamond Dazzle Stik for help polishing your precious jewels and making them shine bright like...well, like a diamond.
20. A genius little Aquapaw slow treat-dispensing mat so you can distract your pup while you clean 'em up — it easily sticks to any smooth service (like your shower tiles) and you just fill it with some PB.
21. A very handy bottle of Wine Away red wine stain remover, because maybe the conversation got a little too heated after that second glass.
22. A pack of light-dimming stickers designed specifically to cover those constant blinking LED lights on all your electronics that brighten your room — when you're trying to sleep.
23. A genius Whiskware pancake batter mixer that's designed with a BlenderBall wire whisk — just drop in the ingredients to make your favorite pancake batter, shake up the bottle, and use the spout to drop the perfect amount onto the griddle. It's that easy!
24. A pack of clog-removing drain tools to get deep down in there to get anything blocking up your sink and drains.
25. A pack of Bottle Bright for an all-natural, biodegradable, odor-free way to clean your water bottle.
26. A refreshing ice roller whose cooling and calming effects can help lower your body temp before bed if you tend to be a hot sleeper — plus they're great for reducing puffiness when you wake up in the morning.
27. An awesome little handheld milk frother that'll up your at-home coffee game to the next level — it can basically froth up any milky drink (even those with dairy alternatives)!
28. A wireless charging pad – it'll work with your iPhone 11, 11 Pro, 11 Pro Max, XS Max, X, Samsung Galaxy Note 10, Note 10+, S10+, S9, AirPods Pro, and a variety of other devices — all you have to do is place your phone down on it! (And it'll work with the above-mentioned case!)
29. A reusable makeup-removing cloth, because getting rid of all the excess makeup every night is a chore but this will help make it easier — they just need water!
30. An interactive Cat Dancer — it'll have your little fluff ball jumping and moving around like Kris Kross was making them.
31. A pack of hydrocolloid, tea tree, calendula oil, and CICA-infused acne patches to help you spot treat any pimples when they inconveniently pop up on your face.
32. A bottle of Oh Yuk Jetted Tub Cleaner — it'll clean out all the gunk from your bathtub jets so that when you choose to marinate in your own juices, the pot you're doing it in is totally clean.
33. A bottle of TruSkin Vitamin C Serum that's also infused with hyaluronic acid and vitamin E to help fade away acne scarring and discoloration.
34. And a Squatty Potty to position you in a way that makes your poop pass through more comfortably!
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