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37 Gifts You'd Buy If Money Were No Object

Let's all pretend we have Emily and Richard Gilmore money. The products in this post were updated on October 30th, 2017.

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1. These shoes that are basically a chandelier for your feet.

2. This wine aroma kit because fancy people can definitely identify the complexities within their glass of Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck.

3. These Snapchat glasses so you never have to stop Snapchatting.

4. This life-size, real-AF, robot because... you don't need a reason!

5. A shagreen-covered small wood bowl so that your home decor is always cutting edge.

6. This dining boat that'll let you cook, eat, and float.

7. A trip to space because it's about time you met all those extraterrestrials you've been hearing about on the History Channel.

8. This replica of the largest arcade machine in the world because big money needs big games.

9. This fancy candle that is a trip for your senses.

10. This watch that will make your time much more valuable.

11. Or this one that will give James Bond a run for his money.

12. This cashmere beanie and gloves that'll have the toddler in your life bundled up in luxury.

13. This jar of treats that you could probably put together yourself but why when you can buy it at Barneys?

14. This ATV that will walk on water and climb mountains just to be with you.

15. This ice machine that will make one perfect ice cube in one perfect minute.

16. This Schoenhut piano and bench for the future Beethoven in your life.

17. These specially commissioned Rolls-Royce Dawn Drophead Coupés in bespoke Lago di Como-inspired Coniston Blue and Saint-Tropez Orange.

18. This car seat that lets you know when it's perfectly installed so your baby has the safest ride possible.

19. This clutch that's as adorable as the less sparkly pup you have at home.

20. This inflatable game that looks suspiciously like a bouncy version of Twister.

21. A vacation to hang out with SpongeBob SquarePants in the Dominican Republic because who lives in a pineapple under rays of sunshine?

22. These decorative pills that you don't need a prescription for.

23. Or this lucite side table that probably has a splitting headache.

24. This Tom Ford coat because you don't pop molly.

25. This diamond and sapphire bracelet so you can be the holiday sparkle everyone is always talking about.

26. This Gucci girl's tote bag and youth sneakers because you're never too young to get your first designer accessories.

27. This life-size R2-D2 so you can finally complete your collection of giant Star Wars figurines.

28. This bronze nose sculpture because #art.

29. This settee because fancy people don't have sofas, they have settees.

30. This giant teddy bear that can be your date to any holiday gathering.

31. These PJs that will be the best part of Christmas morning.

32. This bag that has the magic letter on it.

33. This sterling silver cocktail shaker so that you can be the fanciest bartender in town.

34. This dog house that is most certainly better than your house.

35. This pair of Bowers & Wilkins leather headphones that'll have them hearing the heavens in perfect harmony.

36. This necklace that you definitely can not wear when you're riding the subway

37. This tiny bucket of moisturizer so you can have softest, most expensive skin of them all.

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