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37 Gifts You'd Buy If Money Were No Object

Let's all pretend we have Emily and Richard Gilmore money. The products in this post were updated on October 30th, 2017.

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2. This wine aroma kit because fancy people can definitely identify the complexities within their glass of Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck.

This kit is filled with scents -- not actual booze, just scents -- and study cards so you can become a master of all things that make up your glass of pinot. Imagine the praise you'll receive when the hostess opens up a box of your favorite Franzia and you can identify just how much acidity is within it. You'll be the life of the party!

Get it from Amazon for $649+.

3. These Snapchat glasses so you never have to stop Snapchatting.

Never miss a Snapchat opportunity again! When you're wearing these bad boys you can record a 10-second Snap by simply pressing a button on the band of the frames. The little light will come on and the memories will be captured.

Get them from a SnapBot for $130.


4. This life-size, real-AF, robot because... you don't need a reason!

This Nao Evolution Educator Pack is actually a robot teacher! It helps students learn reading, writing, math, and, of course, programming.

Get it from Robot Lab for $9,000.

6. This dining boat that'll let you cook, eat, and float.

If all you've ever wished for was a floating place to enjoy your meals, then this is it! You and nine of your closest friends can pack in and enjoy the steel charcoal grill, table with 10 place settings, 11' diameter nylon umbrella, and a 30-watt electric trolling motor (which lets the speed demon in you go 2.5 mph through calm waters).

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $50,000.

7. A trip to space because it's about time you met all those extraterrestrials you've been hearing about on the History Channel.

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For a totally-worth-it price you can apply to go to outer space with Richard Branson and all his rich-ass friends. The cost is upfront and the trip is not guaranteed because your application needs approval and the technology is still being worked out.

Go to space with Virgin Galactic for $250,000.


8. This replica of the largest arcade machine in the world because big money needs big games.

Coming in at a whopping 14.5' tall and 1,200 pounds, this larger-than-any-room-in-your-house game includes an 80" screen, 250 preloaded arcade games, built-in sound system, and buttons that are nearly 4" each. It's the perfect gift for the person who hangs out with Shaq on the weekends!

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $99,000.


12. This cashmere beanie and gloves that'll have the toddler in your life bundled up in luxury.

14. This ATV that will walk on water and climb mountains just to be with you.

The world's first high-speed, all-terrain vehicle that will take you over land and water at speeds up to 45 mph. How you ask? In about five seconds the wheels raise to a 45° angle, the engine switches to a jet drive, and just like that you're walking on water.

Get it from Hammacher Schlemmer for $49,000.


21. A vacation to hang out with SpongeBob SquarePants in the Dominican Republic because who lives in a pineapple under rays of sunshine?

You will! That's who. This 2 bedroom, 3 bath villa is filled with some of Bikini Bottom's finest home decor. On top of that, you get a private butler who will cater to your every need for the duration of your stay,

Book your stay through Karisma Hotels starting at $2,400 a night.

22. These decorative pills that you don't need a prescription for.

23. Or this lucite side table that probably has a splitting headache.


25. This diamond and sapphire bracelet so you can be the holiday sparkle everyone is always talking about.

This 18k gold bracelet has sapphires and diamonds webbed together. It's the best version of arm candy anyone ever made. (Sorry Ryan.)

Get it from Blue Nile for $5,925.

26. This Gucci girl's tote bag and youth sneakers because you're never too young to get your first designer accessories.


34. This dog house that is most certainly better than your house.

Made of Brazilian Teak, powder coated steel, and concrete this pup pad will be their happiest of homes. It even comes with a custom memory-foam pillow and name plaque.

Get it from Rah Design for $3,650.