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26 Honest AF Mugs For People Who Need Coffee To Function

Is there such a thing as Caffeine Anonymous meetings?

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1. This mug that'll give emergency crews all your information.

2. This mug that's letting the world know exactly how you feel before your first sip.

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3. This mug that knows you didn't choose the mug life, the mug life chose you.

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4. This cup that knows coffee is like glasses, except warmer and better.

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5. This cup that wants to give you all the support you need... And that support is coffee.

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6. This cup that is really hoping caffeine = personality.

7. This mug that lets the world know your priorities.

8. This cup, which knows that for everyone's sake, this better be true.

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9. This mug that's just really confused why people don't get it.

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10. This cup that knows coffee needs to be strong because adulting is hard.

11. This cup that has only two things to say to people who prefer tea.

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12. This cup that knows you'd rather cut off your ear than have to deal with humans today.

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13. This cup that's NOT taking your messages.

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14. This cup that has one word for anyone trying anything before you've had your first cup.

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15. This mug that doesn't want to put anyone at risk.

16. This mug that knows no one has had enough coffee to be dealing with all this nonsense.

17. This cup that doesn't even cut coffee a break.

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18. This mug that isn't having any of Becky's shit.

19. This cup that has zero fucks to give...unless, of course, there are actual donuts.

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20. This mug with a sloth who gets it.

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21. This cup that knows the odds are against anyone trying before coffee.

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22. This cup that knows the science behind your addiction.

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23. This mug that basically sums up your pre-coffee morning mantra.

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24. This cup that sees the world before coffee.

25. This cup that's #SorryNotSorry to anyone who tried you before your first drink.

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26. And this mug that is basically your life.

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