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This is Seth Cohen. Seth Cohen is potentially the most perfect fictional man to ever exist, and all other men pale in comparison.
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Seth Cohen has some of the best pickup lines the world has ever seen.
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And Seth Cohen would remember things about you that not even you remember.
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You know that you could have deep conversations with Seth Cohen, because he's not afraid to get in touch with his emotions.
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And he would never hide his feelings for you, because Seth Cohen is a fan of making grand romantic statements.
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And grand romantic gestures.
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He's also a big fan of public declarations of love, which would mean that everyone would know you were dating Seth Cohen, the perfect man.
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Not to mention he would probably ask you out using pancakes, which everyone knows is the best way to be asked out.
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Plus, there's no question that your life together would be full of bagels. And who doesn't love bagels?
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Seth Cohen wouldn't be afraid to apologise if he was in the wrong, like ~some~ people.*
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Seth Cohen would be happy to tell you what he wants, and he would make your heart melt into a puddle in the process.
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And your kisses with Seth Cohen would undoubtedly be some of the most iconic kisses in history.
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Seth Cohen would count the number of days you've been together, because he just cares that much.
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And his pet names for you would be the cutest pet names in the history of mankind.
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You know your wedding would be a perfect occasion, because he has an eye for that kind of thing.
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And you know that if anyone tried to hurt you, Seth Cohen would go so Ryan Atwood on their ass.
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But he's also totally not afraid to admit when he needs comfort too.
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Seth Cohen would be there for you no matter what the time of day.
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You know your parents would love him, because parents love Seth Cohen.
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He'd be more than happy to stay in bed all day with you on ~those~ days, because he has ~those~ days too.
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And he knows how to have a rollicking good time.
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But most of all, Seth Cohen understands the importance of burritos. And that's why Seth Cohen is your soulmate.
