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Kim K Just Put All Her Friends On Blast For Their Wild Vacation Behaviour

Spill that tea, Kim.

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In case you haven't been adequately keeping up with the Kardashians, allow me to inform you that Kim K and her sister Kourtney are currently on a girls' holiday in Mexico to celebrate Kourt's 38th birthday.

Instagram: @kimkardashian

Also there are active members of the Kardashian squad such as Larsa Pippen, Joyce Bonelli, Jen Atkin, Britt Gastineau, and Malika and Khadija Haqq.

They seem to be having a pretty wild time, based on this tweet from Kim, which was just captioned "currently".

The photo is blurry, but I have used my superior investigative skills to determine that it is of several women holding a giant inflatable penis.

And last night, in a seemingly random moment of honesty, Kim decided to put all of her friends on blast and reveal what they'd been up to during the trip.

So I'm gonna give u guys a play by play of the trip so far...

We learned that not only does Kourtney keep doing naked cartwheels, but she also slept in her own sick, as you do.

. @kourtneykardash threw up in her bed 4 times and slept in it

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Oh and @kourtneykardash won't stop doing naked cart wheels

Jen Atkin apparently bodyshamed Kim while Kim was trying to enjoy an Oreo milkshake.

. @jenatkinhair spiked my Oreo shake to try to get me to not eat it because she's fat shaming me

Kim's longtime BFF Britt Gastineau went skinny-dipping and then got lost for the entire weekend.

. @BrittGastineau skinny dipped solo and then disappeared for the two days

Larsa Pippen almost got sued for trying to give Kim a "special" brownie.

. @larsapippen tried to give me a "special" brownie and I threatened to sue her & the chef

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The vacation activities have included fighting, twerking, and nipple clamping.

. Nicole Reda had a 10 min black out & tried to fight @steph_shep

. @HrushAchemyan gives free twerk lessons 247

. @jOYCEBONELLi put nipple clamps on @ForeverMalika

And as for Kim? She's relaxing on the beach with her flawless body, of course.

Oh and as for me you ask? ...I'm just sitting here on the beach with my flawless body