In case you haven't been adequately keeping up with the Kardashians, allow me to inform you that Kim K and her sister Kourtney are currently on a girls' holiday in Mexico to celebrate Kourt's 38th birthday.
They seem to be having a pretty wild time, based on this tweet from Kim, which was just captioned "currently".
And last night, in a seemingly random moment of honesty, Kim decided to put all of her friends on blast and reveal what they'd been up to during the trip.
We learned that not only does Kourtney keep doing naked cartwheels, but she also slept in her own sick, as you do.
Jen Atkin apparently bodyshamed Kim while Kim was trying to enjoy an Oreo milkshake.
Kim's longtime BFF Britt Gastineau went skinny-dipping and then got lost for the entire weekend.
Larsa Pippen almost got sued for trying to give Kim a "special" brownie.
The vacation activities have included fighting, twerking, and nipple clamping.
And as for Kim? She's relaxing on the beach with her flawless body, of course.