Here's Our First Look At Netflix's "Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina"

I'll be watching this from behind my hands.

I'm sure you know this by now, but if you didn't: Netflix is producing a show about everyone's fave teenage witch, Sabrina Spellman, based on the comic series The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

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The show — which is set in the same universe as and produced by the showrunner of The CW's Riverdale — will star Mad Men's Kiernan Shipka as Sabrina.

Yesterday, Netflix unveiled a new poster for the series, which definitely gives us a hint of the classic-horror-slash-occult vibes we've been promised for the show.

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And now we have our first official teaser of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina — and, uh, chilling is right.

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In the teaser, a seriously creepy voice sings "Happy Birthday" while we're treated to shots of things like the Spellman Mortuary, where Sabrina's aunts apparently practice their witchcraft in secret.

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Then we have a class of students learning about demons (judging by the blackboard), which is fair. I mean, what else would students be learning about?

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In more positive news, it looks like Sabrina has found Harvey Kinkle, which is nice for her! I hope!!!

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But, wait, forget I said anything because everything here is clearly still terrifying.

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And Sabrina's in a bathtub in the woods, which frankly doesn't seem safe.

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But at least people came to her birthday party, right?

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Like, it looks like the devil is there. But at least he came!

Overall, there's just a lot going on here. And I can't wait.

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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina debuts on Netflix on October 26.