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Don't worry, these fortune cookies will not cause you to swap bodies with your mom.

Pick A Fortune Cookie, Say WTF

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."

"Right there in front of you! / All the darkness in the world"

"Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn."

"run"

"You laugh now, wait till you get home."

"When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out -- because that's what's inside."

"Tomorrow Morning, Take a left turn as soon as you leave home"

"When in doubt, mumble."

"Wow! A secret message from your teeth!"

"Don't panic."

"You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life."

"It would be best to maintain a low profile for now."

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