A Definitive Ranking Of The Loki Variants From "Useless" To "Iconic"

One Loki to rule them all!! *Spoilers ahead!!!*

7. President Loki

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He's only in one scene, which is arguably the weirdest one in the entire episode. President Loki just suddenly appears and then his hand gets bitten off. He's really not that memorable. Plus, we don't really hear from the rest of his army; what's their story?

6. Alligator Loki

Marvel / Disney

He literally doesn't talk at all and we can only understand him when another Loki translates. According to Michael Waldron, he exists...well, just 'cause. I mean, he's green so I guess that makes him a Loki, right?

5. Boastful Loki

Marvel / Disney

Boastful Loki disappears after the squabble with President Loki. He does have an impressive list of accomplishments, including killing Iron Man and Captain America. His costume is arguably the best of the Lokis; I mean, have you seen that fur collar? This man has all the swagger and accomplishments, but I just wish he was in the episode more.

4. Kid Loki

Marvel / Disney

This kid is ruling the void for a reason. He killed Thor? Bold. His hideout? Cool. Plus he helps OG Loki to try and escape the void. He's helpful like that.

3. Older Loki

Marvel / Disney

He was lonely, until he made his way into the void, and I kinda feel bad for him since the he ended up dying there. Despite being doubtful of making it out of the void, he helps Loki try to get out. He's able to conjure up a duplicate Asgard, which is pretty cool. RIP, old Loki.

2. Sylvie

Marvel / Disney

We met her before all of the other Lokis and, although she was made out to be the villain at first, Sylvie turns out to be very likable. She can enchant others, which ends up to be beneficial as she exposes the TVA as being completely fake. She's here to fight for the truth because it's the right thing to do, even if she does go about it the wrong way. 

1. And finally, our original Loki

Marvel / Disney

We STAN the original Loki in this house!! Tom Hiddleston plays him to perfection, being the perfect mix of mischievous, yet funny. If anything, the Loki series has made us like him even more. I'll admit, I was a little suspicious of his motives initially because of his personality, but he stayed true to Mobius, and wanted to help him. We love seeing character growth!!

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