Hm? Nah, I wasn’t really looking.
What, a ‘t’ or an ‘r’? What do I care?
No really, I just though the way you move your fingers is impressive.
Look, I was damn near the leader of the free world, so why would…hey, slow down there champ…
Oh come on, what would I use it for?
Hm? No, I was just thinking of something else.
I like that sticker you have on your keyboard…what…oh come on!
No, not looking!
And then I…what? No, my mind just went blank. Seriously!
Ok, I think we both know what we want here, alright? Well screw you.
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